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Mostly here to chat about hockey and our existential dread. Don't mess with things you don't understand. 🇨🇦
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Woll!

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Me shouting from the child's room: Why did you get this kid a shirt with a giant cartoon sperm on it that says "Daddy's Copulate"? Her, displeased: That is a *helicopter* and it says COPILOT!

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Save us, Matthew Knies’ gigantic tits

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Marner is getting an early start on the playoff beard

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

As a de facto family IT guy, I gotta ask why we're still using barrel jacks on laptops? Can we not just move to USB C and spare me all these individual charge cables, please?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I wish every game platform had a 48 hour digital rental option for like 10 bucks. Online requirement would be fine. Games are getting too expensive and I've felt buyer's remorse on too many titles over the last couple years. 2 hour return policy on Steam is insufficient in many cases.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The cool thing about the Bible is that it was never written down and never widely distributed so you can just make shit up and attribute it to the Bible and no one will ever be the wiser.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Nevermind

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Whichever indigenous person first decided to boil down maple sap into syrup deserves the biggest statue

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe he took this personally

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

See if you can figure out what this ad from 1984 is selling before the reveal…

submitted 17 days ago • 290 comments

On the plus side, so many Americans will be priced out of podcasting equipment

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Marner is, once again, falling short of 100 points but will demand a higher AAV on fewer years than the guys who have done so consistently for the past 3 or 4 seasons. 🤷‍♂️

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Leafs making the smart play and going for that single point

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like the Leafs are happy with playing Ottawa

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Leafs have the opportunity to influence their round 1 match up this week. We'll see what they do with it

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Someone's gonna be taking a pay cut over this L

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I don't really think there can be forgiveness for the people who voted for this

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

The Sens may be the only team in the east that the NHL brass would want in the playoffs even less than the Leafs. Maybe Toronto can avoid the usual ref shenanigans against them.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments