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SINNERS absolutely slayed in its second weekend while UNTIL DAWN had to settle for a far less flashy box office debut.

what’s all this about Art Carney

Happy “Hanging Dead Fascists by Their Heels in the Public Square Day” to all whom celebrate.

Me trying to show my dog where I threw his stick.

There is no violin too small for this. #abolishICE

Sinners is fucking great.

Me looking at your dog.

What’s your favorite filmed adaptation of Shakespeare?

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. Apt.

I don't really care what the "political consequences" are of fighting for the proposition that *everyone* is entitled to due process before they are removed from the United States and sent to a Salvadoran prison. It's not really a principle if you only adhere to it when it's politically expedient.

What’s the penalty for #Treason again? Asking for a certain Ketamine-addled dumbfuck.

Hard to care about accurately filing taxes or going to work or paying my mortgage when literally any of us could be deported to El Salvador out of the blue

Q: If masked guys in a van try to kidnap you and you defend yourself with a legally-owned sidearm, killing one or all of them in defense of your life, do you know what you’d get? A. Due Process

So was that 🚀 to test the effects of zero-gravity on Botox

If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.

#mood

Let’s hear him out.

New 401k avatar just dropped

It was the best of crimes, it was the worst of crimes. #TrumpTarriffs #MarketManipulation #InsiderTrading

Let’s break this down: in summary- he’s shat his pants because US treasury bonds were being sold off like lemonade in a desert. He’s fucked up big time. And any other spin is bullshit.

This recession is ruining my plans for retirement (making my own Creep Tapes). @shudder.com

B had to look away from the rotary-dial-POV shot. #intruder #mutantfam #thelastdrivein @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @shudder.com

Hell yeah, Intruder, I love that movie! 😉

Hey remember the #25thAmendment whatever happened to that?

This current Taxation doesn’t seem very Representative. 🤔 #TrumpTariffs #Revolution

R.I.P. Val Kilmer. He should’ve won the BSA Oscar for Tombstone and it’s a crime that he wasn’t even nominated. Go watch Top Secret! and Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang today.

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

The only thing #Donold Trump could do for 24 hours straight is shit his pants. #CoryBooker #filibuster

Me today (April 1st)

Make Politicians Scared of Constituents Again

Some sad updates on the health of Drew Struzan, one of the great film artists of Hollywood.

The fact that a reporter was inadvertently given access to this in real time shows that Pete Hegseth & the rest of this crew are bumbling incompetents who are going to get a lot of intelligence officials and others killed at some point. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

So when do the Hegseth Hearings start? #DUIHire #signal #nationalsecuritythreat #onlythebestpeople

hey sorry i missed your text i was dissociating after looking at the news

Lol do they really expect us to pay our taxes this year?

Hugin and Munin, vocal dog-walking enthusiasts.

Sic Semper Tyrannus or something.