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Animal tragic, food nerd, global finance geek, politically centrist, pro vax, climate change believer. #nodickheads
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I've missed the last few weeks of MC. I haven't missed watching 2 or 3 minutes of The Project. But maybe there is someone at Channel 10 with a pulse... #MasterchefAU

WTF...

BREAKING: Insider reports indicate that Elon Musk has been seen stumbling through the hallways of Twitter, trying to pick up his penis, which had fallen off earlier but he keeps kicking it further away from himself.

Me, wondering if it's worth going back to Twitter, now that the bromance is over...

Honest Abe.....

Jujube Tarte Tartin, Port Caramel, Mascarpone, Matcha (Above) #food #foodporn #baking #experiment

Sending all my love and prayers to Aussie Comedian and Actress Magda Szubanski who was recently diagnosed with a very aggressive and fast moving stage 4 blood cancer.

The final act of the last parliament was to gut Australia’s environment laws. The first act from the new government is to trash climate credibility, with Woodside’s huge pollution bomb. The Enviro minister has failed at the first hurdle. Trashing the environment, not protecting it.

I've never had strong positive or negative opinions on The Monarchy, but, you know... good on you, mate. #fucktrump

Amazing

Wa gwan my Aussie people (I seem to be on Aussie Bsky for some reason, I'm not mad at it). Tim-Tams, I'm about to try Tim-Tams for the first time. Bloody expensive but worth it I feel. I've got original AND caramel on deck. Special shout out to @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social

Melbourne's finest does us proud.

Council: so for approval of your food business we need confirmation of you having a connection to a commercial kitchen. Me: So the commercial kitchen told me that I need council approval of my food business before I can formally hire the kitchen. This is why I lose my mind.

People reacting to the She Matters mural in Hosier Lane, Melbourne. The mural contains the names & faces of 128 Australian women killed since Jan 1, 2024 This is the work of Sherele Moody of #FemicideWatch Donate: australianfemicidewatch.org/support/ Shop: australianfemicidewatch.org/shop-2/

📷 #melbourne #photography

I'm calling it. It will be JC and three new judges on Sunday. (Sorry) #MasterchefAU

Freaky. I made poulet a la moutarde tonight. #MasterchefAU

Little vegan treat - Aquafaba meringue shell, granola, coconut vanilla yogurt, raspberry purée, raspberries #food #foodporn #vegan

I like Ben's "no thermometers" rule. That's the skeet. #MasterchefAU

I have nothing against Curtis... but I do kind of wonder about the backroom here. Does someone seriously suggest "let's have Curtis on again" or are they all such arse kissers that they won't argue with Coles? #MasterchefAU