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I love Pikmin and evil men Where is the Black Materia?
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-Presses power button on back of monitor -Feels something fluffy -"Huh that's weird, how would fuzz get back here?" -Look down -There's a fucking spider on my desk

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There’s something wrong with my copy of American Dad

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GRILLED THREESE

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no affordable healthcare, no retirement, no house, no funny video app, no good jokers in my balatro run. cant have SHIT in america

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We need more guys like this tbh 👁️👁️

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

Me cause I be lowkey chill with everyone

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If the rumors about Switch 2 being a powerhouse are true, we could have a top tier emulation device on the way (ik steam deck exists, hush)

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Everyone's freaking out over Donkey Kong, but nobody seems to notice how Bowser's face looks like it did in the older games

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Cappie Sky

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vtubing 2020 vtubing 2025

submitted 41 days ago • 44 comments

nothing like a toaster in the bath to help unwind 😌

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

Fact: by replacing your morning coffee with Green tea, you can lose up to 89% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

submitted 42 days ago • 423 comments

Y’all like the drip #spirittracks

submitted 130 days ago • 4 comments

It’s NOT that serious 😭 (Squid Game 2)

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(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell

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Love how YouTube keeps fucking up my progress on videos. No it's fine, I didn't need to know how far I was in a 2 hour video essay, I can eyeball it :)

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i am an absolute liability in lethal company h/t @gibuscubed.bsky.social for the footage

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edited moon knight panels get me every time

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Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write "if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha." Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁

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no rizz but i do have a rbf

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Halfway there! Today we got ourselves Koseki Bijou of HololiveEN! #fanart #kosekibijou #Vtuber #anime #bijouwled #art

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hey, you don’t mind if I play some white noise before bed, do you? ☺️

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I put my jimmy (Carter) on her (bill) cli(n)t(on)

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Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫". 🙏 ❤️ 👍

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Majin Buu arc if it was good

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I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my 🎄 stocking 🔔

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Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster. Tech support: “sigh” Fine. Right click on your hamster...

submitted 62 days ago • 62 comments

#SpiritTracks

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no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”

submitted 64 days ago • 41 comments

merry christmouse 💖

submitted 64 days ago • 62 comments

Almost excited about the release of the new Superman movie with Krypto the Super-Dog as I am about the release of the Matt Gaetz Ethics Report. #TruthJusticeAndTheAmericanWay

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