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kris-s.bsky.social
He/Him/His. Twitter transplant. Duck, duck, grey duck native. Iowa captive. Facts override opinion every time.
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1269 comments

And there it is. Twitter is officially out as a supported Nazi platform.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Trump: Zelensky is a dictator. Also Trump: I’m a king. What fuck is wrong with this country?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This is why you don’t put 19 year olds in charge of important things.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This part 👇

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

submitted 8 days ago • 5664 comments

Why is the Halftime Show dude wearing an Amazon logo necklace?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

True.

submitted 16 days ago • 2034 comments

Donald Trump: Comply with my demands or I will hurt my own people! Canada: Ok, we will keep doing a thing we’ve been doing. Mexico: Ok, we will do a thing we did under the last guy. Trump: I WIN!!!! Fucking idiot.

submitted 19 days ago • 589 comments

We could’ve had Tim 😭

submitted 19 days ago • 953 comments

When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.

submitted 23 days ago • 2682 comments

In his parting message @jimacosta.bsky.social said we should all post: I will not give into the lies. I will not give into the fear. We understand the assignment, Jim. And fuck @cnn.com.

submitted 26 days ago • 415 comments

Yep

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I typically blame the Supreme Court in the year 2000.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta love the British press.

submitted 32 days ago • 1728 comments

This is gold.

submitted 33 days ago • 927 comments

Bernie Sanders is undefeated in inauguration shade.

submitted 34 days ago • 408 comments

Not watching any of Orange Palpatine’s speeches but from what I’m gathering I assume they go like this, “I could give some unifying message for this country but instead let me tell you all the people I hate and you should too.”

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Saving to revisit these stats on this day every year until January 20, 2029.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

For anyone looking for a distraction Bob Ross is teaching tree technique on @pbs.org

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Three words I will be adding to my vocabulary and encourage everyone to use for the next four years: 1. Malarkey 2. Bollox 3. Twat

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Preach 🙌

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing warms my heart more than the “I spent my life savings to be here and now I don’t get to see anything” people whining. Have fun buying eggs tomorrow dipshits.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe we’ll luck out and Orange Palpatine will go full William Henry Harrison and be dead in three weeks.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Every Midwest Dad’s dream drawer.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Orange Palpatine “got stuck” watching Seth Meyers? I can only assume it’s because his dementia kicked in, his nurse wasn’t in the room and he couldn’t figure out the remote.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I giggled…then realized it’s true and it’s actually not funny.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I would send thoughts prayers but I’m too busy laughing myself to death at what a colossal tool James Woods is.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

And don’t even try with that multitasking BS.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

So taking over the sovereign nations of Canada, Greenland and Panama are on the table but giving statehood to Puerto Rico where tax-paying American citizens live is a nonstarter? I have my guesses as to why but I would love to hear the justification from a MAGA person.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

When does the media start showing the crowd of Harris voters breaking the windows of the capitol to get in? Isn’t that what the supporters of the runner up are supposed to do on January 6?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know about you but the number of triggered people on Twitter today is absolutely laughable.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Cat Shit over on the dead bird is going all in on his tinfoil investment side hustle this morning.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Keeps the best grift for the end of the year.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments