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Me: Babe, you're my calculator. Katie: You push my buttons? Me: Because I count on you, dammit.

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"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page."

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Billy Joel: This song is about a man playing the piano. Harmonica Man: MOVE BITCH!

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Join us on March 13th for Big Fat Quiz, a game show highlighting all the big events of 2024! I'll be playing, but there's a chance you could be too! showroom.zootownarts.org/event/big-fa...

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I've seen 3 separate ads from different countries today offering citizenship for Americans. Is this a sign?

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Yeah, because TikTok was the data breach we needed to be concerned about. 😟

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YES!!! I got invited to do a group interview for the Master's in Clinical Mental Health Counseling at the UM!!!

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If you are 20 years old or older, you really are older than King Tut. I'm proud of you.

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What's the strangest (intentionally edible) thing your pet likes to eat? I was surprised that Jasper likes to eat roasted seaweed.

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Mafia or insurance? You pay them for protection (because they forced you to), but as soon as you need them they'll either find every excuse not to protect you, or they'll increase your rates because now you're a risk to their business.

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It's an incredible line-up! Hope to see you there!

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When my kitchen is clean, I feel like I can conquer the world. All the dishes are done? Let's go write a novel.

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Me: I hate when people (insert annoying behavior) Katie: But you do the same thing! Listen, no one hates me more than me.

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ADHDers, can you track this train of thought by this sentence that went through my head? "All I, too, want is an English muffin man for Christmas." Hint: There are 6 separate thoughts here.

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Anyone want a tarot reading? I'm still new at it, and it's just a hobby, so I'm not charging! DM me and ask a specific question or just get a general reading on this year and next!

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Someone told me that because The Golden Girls ended in 1992, I was too young to remember it. Bitch, are you too young to remember that reruns existed?

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Love when I'm pissed at someone, and the best thing I can come up with is, "Go suck an egg!" Where did I get my insults, Leave it to Beaver?

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"Man, she's really starting to look her age." ~me, social media stalking someone I went to school with. "I dont look like that, right?"

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Check out this cheerful trio Katie got me! (Anniversary gift, but I just got them on my desk.

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Finally! A house we can afford.

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I'm going to be such a good therapist.

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Listen, your family is going to be in town anyway. Take some of the pressure off by coming to a comedy show this Wednesday (11/27) at 8pm. Tickets are $10, or $5 with a non-perishable donation. This is a fundraiser for the Food Bank! www.theroxytheater.org/show/missoul...

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(2/2) why weren't you a safe space to come to before? Everyone comes out in their own time, and considering the political climate, it's a brave thing to do. Appreciate that that person trusted you and you are learning more about them.

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Hey, Allies? Could you do me a favor? When someone decides to come out to you, please don't say things like "About time!" or "I already knew that since you were _" Listen, I know you mean well, but especially now, coming out is scary. Some of us didn't know until just now. If we did (see next)

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I figured out why there's "millenial gray". Millenials grew up as goths, emos, and punks wearing all black. As parents told us to grow up, they wanted us to wear "literally anything but black". What's the closest to black without being black? Gray.

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Book #91 Hunted by Darcy Coates Category: None Format: audiobook, Audible Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Summary: Missing hikers are being hunted by something. Review: It's a who and whatdunnit. It had me gripped, beginning to end. Did I like the ending? Yes Would I recommend it? Yes

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This made me snortle. Also, I am 12.

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