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How the worm has turned. (I'll see myself out.)

Today's card.

found on r/me_irlgbt, seemed relevant. stay strong. i love you all.

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...

Really feel bad for that rat.

Humble beginnings.

Never forget.

Okay one more. I love this energy from the young Dems.

I have memed my existence

Another one I share whenever I see it.

thinking about 2025 in the year 2000: I hope we have flying cars and take vacations to mars thinking about 2025 now: I hope we have electricity and the children survive the polio

can't they just put their execs in glass cases that you have to get an employee to open for you

I just think the next step is for some linguists at another university to do their own lip synch or cover of this song, any takers?

Happy National Tuxedo Cat Day to my very handsome boy. #nationaltuxedocatday

a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths

roses are red I eat profiteroles

Some exciting personal news: I've just wedged myself into the small gap behind the dishwasher for reasons unclear even to me

Me vs. November 2024

I have muted the name of that man who's orange for which you were probably telling me updates Forgive me he’s so atrocious I'm tired and so mad