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krisko.bsky.social
this account is cat pics, nerd talk, lefty politics, ttrpgs, books (mostly animorphs) & bad jokes tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat tesla is a black & white cow cat krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human (all he/hims)
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this is very inspirational

just realized i describe my cat like he's a prophet, which of course he isn't... but if tofu started a cult, of course i'd join.

tofu with that "oops i sharted in public" face

lol

'sex ed' is short for 'sexual edward' and i suggest you steer clear of him

nope. just a bougie-ass suburb where i got lifetime bans from multiple businesses, occasionally interacted with prince, and once *theoretically* committed felony arson.

Birds as pride flags, meticulously researched by my wonderful student Griffin ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Rainbow flag: Eastern Rosella 📷 David Irving, eBird

so glad tofu has done the reading to help me run my sunday dnd game

dnd player: well it's obvious the quest story line doesn't want us to rescue those people. we continue traveling me, the dm: flips past two full pages of notes on the people and loot they could have rescued, advances straight to the curse they get for abandoning drowning npcs

spring load my coffin so if anyone tries to loot my corpse it gets flinged at the robbers

"would you like to play a game?"

in honor of the start of pride month, anybody have advice on how to make the dnd session i'm running today as gay as possible? the party is taking a boat to a city that hosts dinosaur fights and races.

i'm definitely being productive this morning and not just dancing around in my underwear to 'business time' by flight of the conchords

"i require uppies, father"

"YOUR MILK IS EXPIRED!"

shit it's amazing these alien war trauma journals are still considered good for 11 year olds to read

what if we cuddled and fell asleep right before we kissed?

tesla and i are both deep in our respective bowls

🎵sleeping in the window🎶 (to the tune of 'smoking in the boys room' (1985) by mötley crüe)

if the writers of the constitution later found out george washington demanded all presidential information delivered via sock puppet show pretty sure they would have scrapped the usa and rejoined britain

mlem

i hope everyone loves something as much as tofu loves the hamper on towel folding day

book 3 and the talking cat has a charisma score of 100 and a pet velociraptor. these books are a fucking ride. 💙📚

watching me fold laundry has completely exhausted tesla

the "nearly impossible standard for parenting" of not abusing your children. fuck all the way off, nyt