krisko.bsky.social
this account is cat pics, nerd talk, lefty politics, ttrpgs, books (mostly animorphs) & bad jokes
tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat
tesla is a black & white cow cat
krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human
(all he/hims)
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also the puncher will break their hands
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bsky.app/profile/kris...
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4th thru 30th place interactions are just the various comedians i got drunk and/or high with during my couple years doing standup
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second place interaction: i got stuck in an elevator with 3/5ths of the band korn
third place interaction: i loudly and drunkenly accused garrison keiller of spray painting my car with folksy graffiti
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currently watching the netflix version, just wild how much shit the ceo was allowed to get away with
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it's not the worst date i've ever been on, but it's in the top two
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that is the exact sound my date made when getting out of the booth we were seated at to go do cocaine in the bathroom
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gef can't be sure what he has and hasn't seen through the omnipresent cloud of bong smoke he lives within. lucky him.
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my starfinder party intentionally widened our mission of jailbreaking political prisoners to fully destroying the entire space nazi prison planet after hijacking a space nazi ship, hacking the planetary defenses, then freeing, healing, and giving weapons to the prisoners.
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dudes gonna murder the drive thru cashier at mcdonald's for selling him food that will clog up his underpowered, unfeeling heart and florida courts will declare it a "stand your ground" issue
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dear senator schumer,
are you intentionally trying to come across as a useless whiney weimar baby that nobody should support or does that just come naturally to you?
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um... radios don't show pictures, especially the old timey ones
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just took the last of mine, so only if you are cool with being fed benzos like you're a hatchling and i'm a mama bird
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thanks for explaining. for me that heartbreak was a selling point, especially because, as a person who always reads the book before i see the movie, the ending surprised me in a way most king adaptations don't.
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when i found tesla 12 years back he wouldn't let me deal with his nails at all, i had to make a handshake deal with a local dog groomer to have her clip his nails in exchange for being her on call tech support
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same! i clip my cats' claws probably twice as much because i always err on the side of extra nail, but this time he squirmed to play with his brother right as i clipped. considering how frequently i have hand tremors/spasms it's almost miraculous how rarely i fuck it up like this
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this is the rare cat where the belly is not a trap.
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as an angey white teenage limp bizkit fan when this dropped, it's better than the original
youtu.be/xzMwvUzT0t0?...
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when i play the bard in dnd i sing "🎶bardic inspira-a-tion🎵" to this jingle and nobody ever gets the reference
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oh dip, i could nerd out about this for hours! when i studied entomology in college the eusocial insects and their networks were my focus. i carried a lot of that over when i switched my focus to anthropology
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i lived in tucson for a few years, their light pollution laws should become national. there was a bar downtown that had a industrial telescope so you could see nebulae and shit while still in a million person metro
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i've read some esoteric biology lit that makes this case. the importance of multicellularity is the interactions between cells, the importance of the neurological systems is in the interactions between neurons, and the importance of society is the interaction between individuals.
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took your advice, not sure if i hit or missed venus but the neighbors are informing me to stop firing my handgun at the sky
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oh yeah, it's definitely what the "heart" wants here lol, just like he keeps sending "heart" pics
oh dip, if "heart" is a euphemism it makes the story of the grinch weird when his "heart" grows three sizes upon hearing a christmas song
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yeah microblogging comments are not the best vehicle for a sardonic tone, that's on me
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that comment was meant to be dark gallows solidarity rather than whatever it actually came across as
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if they can't break my heart are they even worth dating in the first place?
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even funnier when he runs behind the tv then gives dejected meows when he can't find the deer he was hunting
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the tv show psych tried to emulate this but out of their 80 attempts the only banger they managed was "gus, don't be the unfrosted part of a poptart"
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oh dip i'm still a pop-punk aficionado, i was blasting the ataris earlier tonight! thank you for bestowing this knowledge on me