krisko.bsky.social
this account is cat pics, nerd talk, lefty politics, ttrpgs, books (mostly animorphs) & bad jokes
tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat
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krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human
(all he/hims)
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my pops tried to get me into asimov's foundation when i was 8. mostly because we were on a cross country road trip and i'd already read thru the 9 goosebumps-equivelent books i had packed, so he got me going on foundation (asimov), jurassic park (crichton) and fire starter (king) to shut me up
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i still think i'm a shitty first date and an easily confused dm and a terrible planner for events but none of that knowledge actually weighs on me anymore.
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fair, she could parent maybe 1/12th of a kid at her best
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in college i got money and grants and shit for debating creationists, and truly none of their beliefs made sense until much later when i learned how fascism worked
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ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ why wasn't my mom a possum?! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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lol same, but fr gimme a partner who will threaten violence to anyone who doesn't at leafy tepidly support my attempts to improve the world. (but they both fine as fuck)
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these are the dumbass arguments i mentally entertained when the real thing me and my ilk should have focused on was material conditions of people, aka socialism
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lol yup. these dumbass arguments are why i once 7lpn a time thought joining a campus atheist group was worthwhile, but now i really know it was just a way to vent youth anger/energy at the wrong targets
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well her name is juno but every time she greets me her tail wags so violently that her back legs start walking sideways and eventually she falls over, so "wiggles" became the well-earned nickname
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what if my louisville slugger is drenched in holy water? would it be inappropriate to NOT baptize the baby at supersonic speeds rather than let it attain eternal damnation when its fontanelle hits the catcher's mitt?
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well by the second half of the sentence i could no longer picture the first half of the sentence
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i've got two hands, presumably so i have a spare if i lose one to a cat trap
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punks not dead but it does get sleepy pretty early
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but are they easy to wear?
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you princes of maine, you fountains of wayne
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some days they are all that keeps me going
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minnesota cops would never lie to cover up killing someone! i mean except for george floyd, philando castile, amir locke, leneal frazier, duante wright, justine damonde....
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i worked sales for years and always got better numbers when i ignored the script and avoided upselling, and had the most positive customer feedback. yet i'd still constantly get written up by management because sales culture is so broken
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i have my players all roll a perception check before the scene starts, then give details for the lowest rolls first, usually in a silly way. "you rolled a 3. you look around the room you entered and notice that you are indoors."
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also the puncher will break their hands
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bsky.app/profile/kris...
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4th thru 30th place interactions are just the various comedians i got drunk and/or high with during my couple years doing standup
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second place interaction: i got stuck in an elevator with 3/5ths of the band korn
third place interaction: i loudly and drunkenly accused garrison keiller of spray painting my car with folksy graffiti
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currently watching the netflix version, just wild how much shit the ceo was allowed to get away with
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it's not the worst date i've ever been on, but it's in the top two
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that is the exact sound my date made when getting out of the booth we were seated at to go do cocaine in the bathroom
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gef can't be sure what he has and hasn't seen through the omnipresent cloud of bong smoke he lives within. lucky him.
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my starfinder party intentionally widened our mission of jailbreaking political prisoners to fully destroying the entire space nazi prison planet after hijacking a space nazi ship, hacking the planetary defenses, then freeing, healing, and giving weapons to the prisoners.