krisko.bsky.social
this account is cat pics, nerd talk, lefty politics, ttrpgs, books (mostly animorphs) & bad jokes
tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat
tesla is a black & white cow cat
krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human
(all he/hims)
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but are they easy to wear?
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you princes of maine, you fountains of wayne
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some days they are all that keeps me going
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minnesota cops would never lie to cover up killing someone! i mean except for george floyd, philando castile, amir locke, leneal frazier, duante wright, justine damonde....
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i worked sales for years and always got better numbers when i ignored the script and avoided upselling, and had the most positive customer feedback. yet i'd still constantly get written up by management because sales culture is so broken
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i have my players all roll a perception check before the scene starts, then give details for the lowest rolls first, usually in a silly way. "you rolled a 3. you look around the room you entered and notice that you are indoors."
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also the puncher will break their hands
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bsky.app/profile/kris...
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4th thru 30th place interactions are just the various comedians i got drunk and/or high with during my couple years doing standup
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second place interaction: i got stuck in an elevator with 3/5ths of the band korn
third place interaction: i loudly and drunkenly accused garrison keiller of spray painting my car with folksy graffiti
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currently watching the netflix version, just wild how much shit the ceo was allowed to get away with
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it's not the worst date i've ever been on, but it's in the top two
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that is the exact sound my date made when getting out of the booth we were seated at to go do cocaine in the bathroom
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gef can't be sure what he has and hasn't seen through the omnipresent cloud of bong smoke he lives within. lucky him.
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my starfinder party intentionally widened our mission of jailbreaking political prisoners to fully destroying the entire space nazi prison planet after hijacking a space nazi ship, hacking the planetary defenses, then freeing, healing, and giving weapons to the prisoners.
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dudes gonna murder the drive thru cashier at mcdonald's for selling him food that will clog up his underpowered, unfeeling heart and florida courts will declare it a "stand your ground" issue
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dear senator schumer,
are you intentionally trying to come across as a useless whiney weimar baby that nobody should support or does that just come naturally to you?
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um... radios don't show pictures, especially the old timey ones
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just took the last of mine, so only if you are cool with being fed benzos like you're a hatchling and i'm a mama bird
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thanks for explaining. for me that heartbreak was a selling point, especially because, as a person who always reads the book before i see the movie, the ending surprised me in a way most king adaptations don't.
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when i found tesla 12 years back he wouldn't let me deal with his nails at all, i had to make a handshake deal with a local dog groomer to have her clip his nails in exchange for being her on call tech support
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same! i clip my cats' claws probably twice as much because i always err on the side of extra nail, but this time he squirmed to play with his brother right as i clipped. considering how frequently i have hand tremors/spasms it's almost miraculous how rarely i fuck it up like this
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this is the rare cat where the belly is not a trap.
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as an angey white teenage limp bizkit fan when this dropped, it's better than the original
youtu.be/xzMwvUzT0t0?...
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when i play the bard in dnd i sing "🎶bardic inspira-a-tion🎵" to this jingle and nobody ever gets the reference
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oh dip, i could nerd out about this for hours! when i studied entomology in college the eusocial insects and their networks were my focus. i carried a lot of that over when i switched my focus to anthropology
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i lived in tucson for a few years, their light pollution laws should become national. there was a bar downtown that had a industrial telescope so you could see nebulae and shit while still in a million person metro