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Writer/Producer • Murderville (AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX!) Also Medical Police/I'm Sorry/Wet Hot American Summer/Childrens Hospital/Another Period
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THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND

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THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND

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“A second Shane Gillis SNL monologue has hit New York City”

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“L'état c'est moi” comes at you fast

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Sorry but Grok 3 is actually amazing

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“No your honor, we fixed that part.”

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Gavin Newsom will never be President because no matter what he says or does, his eyes say “I’m going to fuck your wife.”

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Just crushed my finger in a broken garage door trying to manually lower it. I knew what I was doing was kind of risky. Did it anyway. Incredibly painful. Probably will end up losing the nail. DEI did this.

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EYES WIDE SHUT (1999)

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They got Homer running the alert system

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There are a lot of wild rumors flying around today in LA so please try to make sure the information you’re sharing is true and accurate

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Just watched Nosferatu. Maybe it’s bc I work in the industry or I’m just a savvy viewer but I had Count Orlok pegged as the bad guy from like minute one

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“We need our restaurant sign evoke an unforgettable, once-in-a-lifetime experience.” “How about 9/11?”

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Someone has been diligently trying to hack into my Facebook and honestly I’m rooting for them

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My son just told me he lost his fantasy playoff. I think he expected me to say I was still proud of him or something? Had to break it to him that it just meant he wasn’t taking the sport seriously, then ask for the name of the kid who beat him so I can mentor him instead.

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Ok yes, sure, not a fan of vigilante murder. But we need to start seriously considering how many people died because of what Brian Thompson did, and how many lives may now be saved because of what Luigi Mangione did

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My teenage son's favorite band is Radiohead and if you think that's just good fortune you don't know shit about parenting

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Some personal news:

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Read all 7 in the series more times than I can count. The first books that absolutely transported me.

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There is no more dangerous job than being the world's oldest person

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Setting aside the politics, an “echo chamber” sounds like a badass room that rich people have built into their mansions and I wish I had one.

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Matt Gaetz: [scuffing dirt, muttering under breath] Whatever, she’s too old for me anyway.

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Not often there’s an LOL in the middle of a disturbing allegation of rape but here we are www.mediaite.com/politics/new...

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Reminder: border walls don’t stop people from crossing the border, though they do waste billions and destroy ecosystems. Organ Pipe, where I filmed this video, was *entirely* walled off by Trump, yet it saw the most crossings anywhere along the border last year. More walls aren’t the answer.

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1970’s urban guerrilla warfare. Brooding militants in wool turtleneck sweaters. Handguns buried in the flower bed. There has never been a show more extremely my shit than SAY NOTHING.

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Justine Bateman really putting that “cancel culture is over” theory to the test

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In retrospect Matt Gaetz's walk-up music was a red flag

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Bluesky won't be real to me until we get Joe Mande back

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Oh no

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EXCLUSIVE: I have obtained a copy of the Boyz II Men biopic screenplay

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All the news is bad

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Cut that into ten million little chunks and we could make a MINT selling coral charms at Claire's

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[Matt Gaetz shows up for his confirmation] Chris Hansen: Hi Matt. Why don't you have a seat.

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[Matt Gaetz shows up for his confirmation] Chris Hansen: Hi Matt. Why don't you have a seat.

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