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submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

So who's here after what that meta idiot just pulled on fact checking?

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Every time an Indian Gen Z dude, and it's always a dude, complains about pronouns, I'm like, you learnt an entire language of the colonizer, you can learn 5 more words. Then, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum, we can steal all their jobs.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 170 days ago • 493 comments

Okay hear me out. Crocs are actually great: Waterproof, Long lasting and go with basically any outfit.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

This here is the greatest critique of SEO tbh. SEO made the Web absolutely unusable!

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Burn it all down

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

It's me, I'm the audience for the joke that burst out laughing at this.

submitted 169 days ago • 1 comment

Because sure as hell a politician won't.

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submitted 169 days ago • 806 comments

How I’ll feel after Trump is inaugurated.

submitted 176 days ago • 7 comments

Ghost of Tsushima is just gorgeous. Can't believe I've not played this for so long

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk is essentially Ted Faro from #HorizonForbiddenWest

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Wait, Amy Adams did a movie adaptation of JD Vance's book Hillbilly Elegy? Wtf?

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

I don't trust people who manage to look good during early morning flights.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

The best thing about the switch, and something not talked about more often, is that you can use it when you're constipated and on the pot.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

What constitutes the perfect bowel movement? Well if you don't know it, you haven't had one yet.

submitted 181 days ago • 1 comment

I mean fibre is good, but I wish I wasn't shitting so much. Though I have to say, every shit is near perfect.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, we’re all extremely angry. So now what? It’s a serious question. I’m not an organizer and lack the skill-set to be one, but I’m curious what leading activists are saying about the right way forward now.

submitted 185 days ago • 660 comments

The only french I know are the lyrics to papaoutai and let's be honest that's mostly just me saying papaoutai rhythmically

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

I genuinely don't know what Time Magazine has inside? Like apart from the Time Magazine person of the year, what do they exactly do?

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

Alan Wake 2's the Lake House is a masterpiece

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

Or was it just the ice cream version of it?

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Knowing what we know now about Luigi, The Killers song should have been: "Millennials scare the living shit out of me"

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Americans have finally realised that they never needed the guillotine. They've had something much better available without sensible background checks for decades now.

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

Mobile phone chargers

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

Just released my first stand up set on surviving covid hospitalisation *checks calendar* 3 years ago. It's close to my heart (lungs), so if you're so inclined have a look. #standupcomedy youtu.be/AQX5N0w8z-Y?...

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no. Isn't that the Eye of Sauron?

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

Dulquer Salman is just Varun Dhawan with better hair and acting skills

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

I apologise for saying editing video is the most boring thing ever. That's obviously reserved for Color Correction.

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

Editing video has got to be the most boring thing ever. How isn't this automated yet?

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

Random leather guy in hellboy: "There are things worse than death" Me now: "Oh like Chronic Fatigue?"

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

2 weeks of cough and cold... North India winters suck. Is this what living in a climate dystopia feels like?

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

Last 4 watched, but it's the last 4 games you've played. Here are mine. RT with yours so I know what to buy this black friday!

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

Is stromae always sad?

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

Challenge accepted.

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments

Omg Mads (2024) is a horror masterpiece.

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

Okay seriously though. Durlag's tower in BG1 has me cheesing and using all my potions to get through

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

Who else has a cold?

submitted 212 days ago • 2 comments

Between Arcane, The Legend of Vox Machina, and of course even stranger things, RPGs are finally going mainstream.

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

I need 5 more seasons of arcane injected into my veins right now.

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

That Arcane Finale was almost everything I wanted. A little rushed, but I'll take it. Such a great show. This show felt like it needed 5 seasons though.

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments