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Yet another reason touch screen controls in a car are a stupid idea.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Foam walking lizards were bug where I'm from. Literally every kid I knew had one at some point.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

We renamed french fries. It was just as stupid.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Why is every ICE member dressed like the horny neighbor from a 90s sitcom?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I don't even get why they think the fetus will be viable. The brain runs the pregnancy, and hers doesn't work. They're performing unit 731 experiments on a corpse.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Unfortunately, this is pretty much the standard treatment our terps have received. They risked their lives to help us, we left a lot of them to die, and even the ones we kept our promises to can be fucked over at a moments notice.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

They also aren't using them properly. less-lethal rounds are designed to be fired at the ground and bounced into the target; using them the way cops do, they might as well be firing rocks.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Trump needing DEI to handle basic functio s of his job would be hilarious if it wasn't killing people

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

This series has the most insane premise, that was completely ripped off by Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

He's going to find out that the college with the nation's largest exchange program is the University of Georgia, and it's going to cause the world's dumbest standoff.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus. When the mask manages to get through the brain-melt...

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I put him in a jar. With a stick and a leaf. To replicate his natural environment.

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Finding out that the plane Qutar is 'giving' Trump has been for sale for years with no takers because it's a shitty money pit, and Trump being completely wowed by it, is the most on brand thing Twitler could possibly do. 10/10. No notes.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Ok, either we're tithing to Posiedon or someone needs to get, fired, fired again, then fired into the sun. 240 million of our money down the drink.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Trump is going to kill Christmas, and his entire administration will be wondering what happened as they are strung up from the tree in Times Square

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

NEVER get involved in a land war in Asia.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

'How DARE those filthy peasants disagree with me! I saw them up to 5 days a year during their childhood! That should have overridden spending months at a time with Alan Rickman and Maggie Smith!!!'

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments