krory.bsky.social
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I would have loved to see the version of Wing where the gundam boys had to wear skin tight latex body suits. I think some fujoshi might have straight up died.
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Good thing the auto industry hasn't been pushing to remove physical buttons from their cars, relying on touch screens and making basic precautions like this impossible. That would be silly.
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*stares into the distance of the Is Emma Watson 18 yet website*
The internet has made people real comfortable with being pedos.
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If the president can unilaterally declare war, we live in a dictatorship. Real glad all your fucks were so worried about the price of eggs.
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How are they getting WORSE at this? Each rocket is less successful than the last.
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I mean, rule One is Never Get Involved in a Land War in Asia. The Govt, shouldn't be surprised that we don't want to do it for the 6th time in living memory.
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someone: "I ate waffles at 10:30 today"
These guys: "This bourgeois decadence is why Trump won!"
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Spielberg vs. the source material is my favorite part of that film.
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Seeing all the soldiers who were clearly pissed their vacations got cancelled just not give any kind of shit was *chefs kiss*
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I've just realized that more people alive also think of Ice T as just 'that guy from Law and Order' than the Fuck the Police guy, and that's sad.
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Even if IQ hadn't been invented by French racists, I feel like anyone old enough to remember Ben Carson's presidential run should now know it's crap. He was a certified genius brain surgeon, and demonstrably useless in all other aspects of being a human being.
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I've always been shocked Crossed never got a movie deal. It's the exact kind of 'just sand off the rough bits' edgy bullshit Hollywood usually loves.
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I dropped off after 11, and it feels like I've missed basically nothing of substance. That's a bad sign for a long runner.
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It double sucks as a local, since we'd love to get rid of it, but the fucker carved it in a place that's almost impossible to get too. Can't even do a good vandalism safely.
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Mauler has deployed sock puppets into the comments. He's corn cobbing hard.
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The rockets will never work because there is no staff continuity. Engineering projects that have new engineers every 9 months are doomed.
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You'd think one of these things would work accidently even, but nope.
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The US military vs. The Quebecois would be the most confusing Vietnam.
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I desperately want the video of someone finally telling him that Canada already HAS 10 "states" and most of the landmass he sees on a globe is actually uninhabitable because it is, in fact, Ice.
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Remember when Lemon Demon wrote a song about how our lord and savior Lowtax would defeat Ebaum?
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That's a Life Alert. They're. Aking a Life Alert that can decide you don't ACTUALLY need help.
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It does ultimately, but I think it consumed too much page time.
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My cousin is buried at West Point, and if it were possible, this would have launched him back to life, double bass in hand, taking a wild swing at his gross pumpkin head.
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Between the CTE and all the hallucinogins, Roger's might have the world's most cooked brain
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People say stuff like this like the US hasn't had batshit middle east policies since the 70s. Any resistance at all would have been better than every president since Jimmy Carter, and he got voted out over it.
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Some character designs should not have texture. Disney must learn this.
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Cynically, it's how a lot of bad text-to-speech programs say it
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As a big ol' Lefto myself, the amount of people who can't seem to tolerate holding their nose and choosing the lesser of two evils to avoid catastrophe is incredible. Someone gets elected no matter what; damage mitigation has to be enough sometimes.
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Pull the power move: paving stones and pebbles across the entire yard
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She is so lucky Alan Rickman died before she went mask off. He would have burned her ALIVE.
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I wish I could see his face when someone finally tells him that 1. Alcatraz is a museum now and can't operate as a prison any longer, and 2. only had a capacity of like 300 people when it WAS open.
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Isn't Alcatraz a museum now? Like, it's no longer capable of operating as a prison.