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krosskeys.lol
If I post enough they'll let me get in the woodchipper | Existentially wasting Earth's finite lifespan | Gods strongest failson
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Going to build a mod dashboard that tracks how fast they're porting the titty mods to the Oblivion remaster. For just 4 bucks a month you can track vital metrics and trends like median cup size span and the redonkulousness to poly count if all virtual bussy in Tamriel.

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Aaah ambien. Time to fall asleep instantly. I just bought 40 packs of ramen.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Jd Vance: Thank you for seeing me your Holiness Pope:

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My sister’s MIL made cinnamon & sugar crescent rolls with marshmallow inside, representing Christ in his tomb. The marshmallow is supposed to be absorbed and leave a hole, representing the empty tomb — but she used huge marshmallows. Now Jesus is trapped and has expanded to 10Xs his normal size

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

And on the 3rd day he was risen.

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Amazing scenes in the carpark today.

submitted 9 days ago • 72 comments

Crypto, if nothing else, is an amazing lesson in the concept of the legal fiction.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Me, a sleepy boy: ah, sweet ambien. Time for chemically induced slumber. In the corner of my room, a villain from the internet: [rustle rustle] I know what you need.

submitted 231 days ago • 0 comments

Bringing back being a Stylite and living on a pillar solely to create an AOE mogging zone about how I'm better than them.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Look. Yanks. I love you lot. Person to person you're generally base and cool. So empathise with my heavy heart that I believe that it is incredibly important that the US has a Mad Max collapse followed by balkanisation. You need to burn to ash and shatter for the rest of us. Godspeed lol.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: Starbucks has moved its CEO’s palace from its traditional home in Seattle to a new residence in Avignon; baristas are concerned that this may lead shift managers to be improperly influenced by the King of France

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments

That scene from Event Horizon but instead of showing him hell he shows him 12 hours of doomscrolling mobile aspect ratio Youtube livestreams compressed into a few seconds.

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Fellow Brits. I say that we are the root of all evil in the 1st world and must focus all resources on going back in time and sinking the Island before we create • The United States (for obv reasons) • Modern Israel (for obv reasons) • Australia (Australians have a silly accent)

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

So certain posters are going on about getting Eiffel Towered? And I assumed it was some bizarre acrobatic sex position but it's literally a spit roast but you high five. What the fuck? Come up with your own ways to make bitches airtight.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Hot take. "Morbing" didn't get enough time in the son as a meme and was severely underutilised.

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