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krosskeys.lol
If I post enough they'll let me get in the woodchipper | Existentially wasting Earth's finite lifespan | Gods strongest failson
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Holy shit lmfao

I don't have the time or energy to hunt down a copy of goatse so pls pretend I posted the goatman and act appropriately owned ty

Ok young people. Time to take me away. I just went to have a cigarette on my balcony, picked up my lighter and no cigarette, cupped my hands around my mouth and no cigarette, lifted my lighter to light no cigarette and nearly set my moustache on fire.

Having a nostalgic one and deciding to go through Adventure Time from start to end again. Why did I never clock that there was an episode based entirely around anal vore?

Stop the zeitgeist I want to get off.

I need this on a shirt.

Hot take which may get me assassinated. David Bowie is GOAT but the Beck cover of Diamond Dogs is superior..

As somebody in the UK, there is less and I see in the US and go "I wish we had that over here". In fairness it was never much, but one thing remains and that is Arizona Iced Tea. That shit fucking bangs and I miss it every day.

Wish this was still a thing. I din't want to use AOL, I just want to build a radiant throne out if the free CDs

@katie.bzky.team Ex-fucking-scuse me

Once more for the road.

So what's on today's Menu for manmade horrors beyond my comprehension? oh.