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I'll be a story in your head. But that's OK: We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?
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Neither of them wanted the strawberries lol

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They live in optimism…

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Clowns went for a ride

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Rupert’s date night went pretty well…

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Everytime I hear the Tears for Fears song, Everybody Wants to Rule the World, I get hungry for popcorn. #GenXperiences #IFKYK

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🎶Tuuuuuurn around… Look at what you seeeeee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eeee…🎶

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Wait until he hears about a whole orchestra of trans people from Siberia…

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Bulldogs, basketball, bed > bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

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Kansas City, Missouri stands with the Trans community.

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

It’s okay to believe in life after love. Cher if you agree.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.

submitted 71 days ago • 2847 comments

Nobody hated the Super Bowl halftime show more than the people who were pretending to boycott the NFL…

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Every year I watch the #Grammys to find out what whole ass people they just made up over night. Like wtf is a Benson Boone?

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Not gonna lie, The Weeknd making the #GRAMMYs  publicly apologize to him before performing was quite a flex…

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Doechii just killed that performance at the #GRAMMYs. Incredible.

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remember the "Biden is a fascist dictator" takes lefties were offering up about a year ago? good times!

submitted 90 days ago • 309 comments

The best way to Sunday morning…

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My friends’ dog, Parker, is such a pretty dog. Look at her Taylor Swift friendship collar 😉.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Couple a couch potatos

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Couple a dawgs ready for Sunday! #ChiefsKingdom #AFCChampionship #Chiefs #Bills #BillsMafia

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Obama’s inauguration - 28 degrees I’m going to leave this here ALL day Jan. 20 …..🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

submitted 102 days ago • 713 comments

Trump gets in bed with the Chinese owners, and suddenly Tik Tok isn’t “evil CCP compromised” anymore. These people believe in nothing. What Trump decides today is what they believe in today. Which changes tomorrow if Trump makes a deal with someone else to enrich himself.

submitted 102 days ago • 658 comments

Rupert loves watching The Dog Whisperer.

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Rupert is ready for #Gameday AND the cold! #nfl #nflplayoffs #afcdivisionalplayoffs #Chiefs #chiefskingdom #texans #frenchie #frenchielove #dogs #puppies #kansascity #kc #downtown #downtownkc #powerandlight

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BREAKING: After careful consideration, Jerry Jones has decided NOT to pursue Deion Sanders to be the next coach for the Dallas Cowboys. Instead, according to my sources, they are close to coming to terms with Chiefs first overall draft pick…Leon Sandcastle.

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Goodnight moon.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Couch potato mode: Activated

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The facts are, the ACA saved millions with pre-existing conditions and set standards for care. But now, more than a decade later, with what we now know, it’s time to take the insurance companies out of the mix. The subsidies they get are enormous. We don’t need them as middlemen.

submitted 106 days ago • 1498 comments

With some notable exceptions, in my experience, the amount of overtly performative piety expressed by an individual is generally inversely proportional to the amount of altruism a person embodies and good deeds a person actually performs.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

He’s a natural sprinter…

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Whilst racist lunatic Mel Gibson was calling climate change a hoax on Rogan’s propaganda podcast, his house was literally burning down due to a destructive wildfire exacerbated by climate change. Full fucking circle at warp speed.

submitted 110 days ago • 27 comments

mark zuckerberg’s entire adult life has been a revenge tour against women

submitted 111 days ago • 677 comments

Same energy…

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Me, at home, randomly choking on my own saliva for no reason…

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

He’s NOT happy…

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

The funeral for Jimmy Carter feels like a funeral for American decency.

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

as LA is burning, a swath of the country is recovering from an ice storm, Alabama is preparing for up to 6” of snow and I’m praying for the TX power grid, a reminder: we don’t need climate action just for future generations, we need it now. the climate crisis is here, all around us

submitted 113 days ago • 784 comments

Imagine watching disaster movies like The Day After Tomorrow or 2012 and thinking that the apocalyptic weather scenes were the “unrealistic” part. Turns out those scenes were almost bang on. The unrealistic part was the humans working together to overcome the problem & save the world. Sigh.

submitted 113 days ago • 387 comments

Rupert at the park contemplating life…

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Rupert at the park… #snowmageddon2025

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BREAKING: The Cincinnati Bengals are resting ALL of their players this week…

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Problems for every woman chosen to be on Queer Eye: “I do everything for everyone else in my life and leave no time to take care of myself!” Problems for every man chosen to be on Queer Eye: “I don’t understand basic hygiene.”

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We’re watching a cabal of stateless billionaire broligarchs using money & platforms to activate, perpetuate & replicate fascist takeovers of western democracies to fully unlock the wealth of the west by burning down legal guardrails faster than California wildfires take homes.

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment