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Report: Morbid Curiosity Now Accounts For 79% Of Nation’s Snack Food Purchases theonion.com/report-...

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The fact that a trans woman is in a British newspaper calling JK Rowling a witch is making me squeal with laughter haha - British libel laws mean we can’t talk so openly here but since Vera’s American she can say what she likes

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Russell T Davies asking the BBC legal department about the legal state of The Rani:

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They have the votes to impeach and convict him So they are not helpless They are complicit

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Trump Unable To Focus In Meeting As Pressure Of Booking Kennedy Center Summer Jazz Series Looms theonion.com/trump-u...

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Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Ocean, 1985) (Source.)

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I miss politicians having charisma.

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my new mantra for when I'm feeling protestant-flavored guilt about not being productive enough or whatever is "if you weren't scrolling, it was time well spent"

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Listen I know shit sucks but PLEASE find the things that make you happy and keep doing them. It is not frivolous. It is how you survive.

submitted 6 days ago • 100 comments

the dead serious "ncuti gatwa isn't the right choice for a popular audience, it's time to bring back paul mcgann" takes are the funniest i've seen in awhile.

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Life changing duck ponds near me

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Apparently, I have medieval fool vibes. I greatly enjoy this.

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conclave but it costars the penguins of madagascar.

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A lot of romance book discourse is “Women can’t differentiate between fact and fiction” but like, wokely

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i love that this is his talking point instead of, say, the amount of Pennsylvanians directly or indirectly losing their jobs because of the republicans he’s assuring us he will stay besties with. it’s okay josh you will never be president

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provided guidelines: “do not mention trans ppl in your summaries”

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Today on Bad Music Video Theatre: can you survive the “Worst Video of All Time?” Billy Squier’s career sure couldn’t. On the newest episode, we look into how a single video can make or break an artist. If you have a few minutes, please check it out! youtu.be/BOSMv2NI5U8

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I’m at the MAD TV 30 year anniversary show at The Baked Potato on Ventura. I’m the only one here — does it start later? Little help?

submitted 7 days ago • 258 comments

(Fred Schneider voice) dirty deeds and they're done dirt CHEAP

submitted 12 days ago • 32 comments

I can’t stop laughing thinking about getting horrible news on this phone

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I beg your pardon, he never promised us a rose garden.

submitted 9 days ago • 1352 comments

kurt vonnegut taught me to write to please just one person. he also went on some weird rant about wanting to buy envelopes in an inconvenient manner—i "yes'd" him and half-listened. anyway, the woods are ominously humming again

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

i’m going to be so insufferable now that “house made from scratch literally meaning i created something from nothing” has entered my lexicon

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😃! (the pinball kink thing is a silly goofy joke............. mostly)

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

You know how they were saying this would be the most important election of our lifetimes? I'm starting to think they were right.

submitted 11 days ago • 278 comments

the trick to perfectly al dente spaghetti noodles is cooking them for the exact amount of time to package recommends, i'm so sorry. no one hates this more than me. the whole reason I'm posting this is because I forgot to set the damn timer

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

dr who is when vancouver is cardiff

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EPA Warns Of Dangerous Levels Of Romance In Air theonion.com/epa-war...

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2017 headline: Has Donald Trump Ever Heard A Butthole Surfers Song? 2022 headline: How Old Was Joe Biden The First Time He Saw A Two Piece Swimsuit 2025 headline: Is The Serpent At The Earth’s Core Stirring?

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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

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the CEO class is creatively bereft because they see curiosity as an affront to their social position. if you believe you earned your spot at the very top—and oh, they do—then there is nothing left in the world to be curious about

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my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory

submitted 12 days ago • 1141 comments

I actually hate the "lol the giant asteroid will deliver us from this suffering" jokes. Are there any other people in the progressive movement who think that humans are actually fucking amazing?

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Super Bowl Coin Toss Fractures World Into Infinite Multiverses Where Eagles Win, Lose, Earth Explodes theonion.com/super-bowl-c...

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If you're a trans woman, I strongly recommend that you DO watch SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983) because it's funny and also ridiculous and not meant to be taken as a serious piece of representative media 🤷‍♀️ Like obviously guard your own mental health, but if you think you can laugh it off, you probably can.

submitted 14 days ago • 16 comments

me to myself 6 times a day: wow, all of my friends are smart, talented, funny hotties. how did this happen to me? i am so lucky!!

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Tip: Whenever someone in this dumb administration announces they're going to do something dumb, ask whether they can actually do the dumb thing instead of proceeding as if they already have, thus giving them permission

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments