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krutchen.bsky.social
Hi, I like making real good food, real stupid shitposts, and posting my two dumb dogs.
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I still stand by this.

submitted 112 days ago • 35 comments

👑👑👑 I’M IN TEEN VOGUEEEEE🫶🫶🫶✨✨✨✨✨

submitted 7 days ago • 88 comments

You decide.....you'll figure it out eventually....

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

I love Pedro Pascal.

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cowboy Hat Staw Cover. I like to place two little hats across from each other and imagine one says "This straw ain't big enough for the both of us" before they draw tiny pistols on each other. www.amazon.com/dp/B0D3J4MGG...

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

march 8 is by communists for communists and u don’t get to celebrate it if you can’t grasp the basic history and leave out that it was a working women’s holiday

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Happy International Women’s Day socialists and communists are the reason it exists

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk ended a speech today by shouting "Heil Hitler". Republicans were quick to defend the billionaire, arguing that he may have actually said "whale glitter".

submitted 22 days ago • 16 comments

Women go nuts for a man who has what I call "toyota corolla values" (cheap, efficient, reliable). It also helps if he has a toyota corolla

submitted 81 days ago • 41 comments

i made a hoodie

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

I'll start praying to him now.

submitted 35 days ago • 7 comments

Before you get mad at Trump for saying Ukraine started the war, take a second to consider some geopolitical questions. -Why did Ukraine put all that provocative mineral-rich land right on Russia's border? -Did Zelensky send Putin mixed signals? -What was Ukraine wearing when the invasion began?

submitted 36 days ago • 9 comments

This is my “daughter of a Black Panther breakfast program volunteer” coming out but anyone who tells you that you have to be public about all your resistance activity should immediately be under suspicion for being an op, or being under the influence of an op

submitted 38 days ago • 95 comments

submitted 40 days ago • 10 comments

Why is America absolute shit? There are 2 main reasons: • the Republican party • the Democrat party That's it, that's whats standing between us and having nice things.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Need a white guy to walk confidently into a federal building and delete all the student loans files

submitted 41 days ago • 109 comments

You're nuts if you're questioning the wisdom and leadership of the Democratic Party right now. They're not the problem. The problem is the voters. What we need to do is replace 300 million voters

submitted 42 days ago • 403 comments

glad someone is finally saying it lol

submitted 42 days ago • 93 comments

that’s it i’m busting out the mao again

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

undefeated

submitted 42 days ago • 106 comments

This is absolutely insane. Musk’s DOGE crew just straight up *took* $80 million from an NYC bank account!

submitted 43 days ago • 1735 comments

Wow. Thank you Governor!

submitted 43 days ago • 12 comments

democratic party: *rolling over and playing dead* me: wow not great democratic partisans: WELL WHAT ELSE CAN THEY DO! lol

submitted 42 days ago • 25 comments

this is literally the entire budget for Medicaid btw. this is a literal death sentence for millions of people

submitted 43 days ago • 95 comments

People who shrugged off a live streamed tiktok genocide are expressing shock and dismay at how fast the US is regressing to its segregationist past with next to no resistance, and they can't see the connection at all.

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

Fire sale the banks. Withdraw everything and tell them it is because you don't want DOGE to touch it.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 43 days ago • 25 comments

I have a baby on me

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Billionaires are the worst.

submitted 44 days ago • 12 comments

GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation. The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.

submitted 44 days ago • 130 comments

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Long Time No Semen

submitted 44 days ago • 107 comments

Well deserved.

submitted 45 days ago • 11 comments

YOU ASKED FOR IT AND THE @buttplug.io COMMUNITY DELIVERED HORNYDIVERS: THE HELLDIVERS 2 BUTTPLUG MOD THANKS TO FURIMANEJO FOR PUTTING IN THE WORK FOR DEMOCRACY! github.com/Furimanejo/H...

submitted 363 days ago • 8 comments

Due to backlash from the removal of "End Racism" from Super Bowl end zones, the NFL will air a new ad during today's game asking fans to please use slurs responsibly.

submitted 46 days ago • 30 comments

Silence, cracker

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Under fascism, no one is safe. Universities stayed quiet as the admin targeted DEI & foreign aid, censored research, etc. Now, they face devastating cuts to indirect cost rates, threatening research & operations. Silence won’t protect institutions. It won’t protect people; it never does.

submitted 47 days ago • 352 comments

and if elected, my fellow Americans, I will end DOGE's reign of terror and replace it with a new agency: the Government Oversight And Transparency Services Executive

submitted 49 days ago • 55 comments

This is the worst classification scandal in 20 years. According to someone who knows: Trump has done more for China in a couple of weeks than Xi could have dreamed.

submitted 48 days ago • 125 comments

Homeboy just said "Erhm well ackshually we should be nice to the nazis"

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Majestic cozy baby

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Someone was jealous of my steak last night.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

#Resist 👊

submitted 49 days ago • 14 comments

"Final Fantasy was better when it wasn't political" - guy with an avatar of a character from a game whose entire plot is about overthrowing a corrupt megacorporation that's poisoning the planet for profit and/or a corrupt religion/empire run by nihilistic deathseekers

submitted 49 days ago • 51 comments

👇👇

submitted 48 days ago • 1255 comments