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I once lived in a house with a group of women whose cycles were synced and boy, let me tell ya: it was barely noticeable. As long as you’re not a dickhead it usually doesn’t matter much.

The Novo in Los Angeles! I hate how you have to get there early to get special wristbands to get into the pit! If I don’t get there early, I regret it, because security will not let me into the pit without a wristband, and if I do get there early, I feel like an asshole

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

Day 31: 8th aircraft accident. 2 dead after planes collide mid-air in Marana northwest of Tucson www.azfamily.com/2025/02/19/2...

i will become a total shill for whichever politician decides to become the joe mccarthy of rooting out silicon valley ideology and influence

Math is hard

MAGA makeup tutorial- Foundation three shades darker than skin. Do NOT blend Concealer 3 shades lighter than skin Line all the way around each eye. Contour. Make your nose skinny Lips in Botox Reaction Pink You too, can look 10 years older!

JD Vance is definitely low IQ.

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

Trump disbanded school safety board on January 24. giffords.org/press-releas...

In these uncertain times, it’s important to go see #BarteesStrange

How about this: If they don't stop paying Muskrat $8 million per day, we'll stop paying our federal income tax.

Had a dream last night in which my front teeth slowly disintegrated, starting with one small chip. I’m an actor, so this was extra terrifying. The dentist I went to kept insisting it would be ok. Meantime my front teeth are gone and my other teeth are starting to crack. I think I’m stressed out

Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?

This is absolutely insane. Musk’s DOGE crew just straight up *took* $80 million from an NYC bank account!

It's not complicated. They're just trying to stop women from being able to vote.

I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery

The Democrats can secure a tie in the House by winning the two open seats in Florida during the April 1 special elections. FL-1 Gay Valimont @gayforcongress.bsky.social FL-6 Joshua Weil @joshweil.bsky.social It's a long shot, but we will fight.

Trying to avoid reading the news by reading my very good book (Tana French’s The Hunter) is like trying to avoid a giant sinkhole in my backyard by going to Disneyland (if Disneyland had intrigue about long hidden Irish gold)

Incoming Asteroid xkcd.com/3049

Protect this law at all costs ! www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit

It’s raining, so I’m playing #TheLumineers. Closely followed by #TheMenzingers

This energy.