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kthorjensen.bsky.social
Shirts pay for skeets. https://www.teepublic.com/user/kthorjensen
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Check it out, if you press on this image it crashes your app

submitted 49 minutes ago • 6 comments

HALF-LIGHT: He’s moving for the gun. Time to end this. ELECTROCHEMISTRY: You can already feel how his bones might snap beneath your fist. SHIVERS: A breath of violence drifts over the city. BUSTY AMAZON PANTHERGIRL TULPA: You *must* put a baby in me, my liege! Our race depends on it!

submitted 10 hours ago • 14 comments

about ten years ago, I was on an off-grid no-internet vacation with my now-wife, and she asked how I would survive without twitter, and I joked that I would just carve a new twitter out of a piece of old wood. And then I realized it would be a funnier Bit if I actually did it during vacation

submitted 578 days ago • 28 comments

Insane…Cuomo is blaming his ridiculous ChatGPT’d, not-proofread bullshit housing plan on a guy who got his left arm amputated. Look forward to four to eight years of this if New York City voters are dumb enough to make this meathead our mayor.

submitted 8 hours ago • 15 comments

Father of Daisy, the second girl to die from measles in Texas, tells Kennedy-founded anti-vaccine group, Children's Health Defense, that he doesn't regret not getting her vaccinated, and won't vaccinate any future children. CHD turns it into propaganda.

submitted 12 hours ago • 184 comments

it didn’t say thank you

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

New shirt. Let 'em know what you think of their wack enchantments. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7427...

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Ahahahahahahaha “created from scratch with prompts”

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

Holy shit. Video posted by President Bukele’s team on X shows the moments before his press conference with Trump in which Trump tells him: “We want to do homegrown criminals next. You gotta build about five more places.” (h/t @titonka.bsky.social @michelekelemen.bsky.social)

submitted 11 hours ago • 391 comments

having a new kind of sex (legal)

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

you guys oh my god

submitted 13 hours ago • 16 comments

@kthorjensen.bsky.social hey where did you end up finding this King of the Hoboes comic panel?

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

YOU CAN POST THE DAICON IV OPENING ON BLUESKY NOW

submitted 35 days ago • 100 comments

starting a conspiracy that the katy perry who came back from space isn’t the same one who went up.

submitted 14 hours ago • 52 comments

just remembered how good Tower Records was and how you could sell your zines there

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

disabled quotes and replies huh?

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

this woman is a treasure

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Bolsonaro hospitalized for hospital withdrawal

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

its the car you buy when there is something wrong with you

submitted 1 day ago • 35 comments

I’m a member of Tren de Agua… and I vote!

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

uploading my brain into this

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

My loudest ECW “you fucked up” chant ever

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

WHAT

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Extremely hyped to dive into this

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Saw this on a Saturn yesterday. Tremendous.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I feel tweeting this, under her own name on her public twitter account her husband follows, should be the last word on liz. just imagine being any of the people in a relationship like this.

submitted 2 days ago • 161 comments

(unironically) yes

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory

submitted 1 day ago • 1185 comments

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

submitted 8616 days ago • 100 comments

Now that’s how you write a headline.

submitted 1 day ago • 44 comments

It’s Sunday, found a guy

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

On April 10, 1925, a young writer published his 3rd novel – a commercial & critical disappointment about a man passing for white 100 years later, Pulitzer Prize-winner Wesley Lowery reveals the secret hidden inside a piece of America's literary canon... And how "The Great Gatsby" became white

submitted 7 days ago • 35 comments

Debbie Doesn’t Dallas

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Hey, just a quiet reminder: it’s not true that people get more conservative as they age. *Populations* get more conservative as they age because poor and marginalized people die sooner. nymag.com/intelligence...

submitted 2 days ago • 180 comments

1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but 2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but 3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So 4. Now the LLM code points to malware.

submitted 2 days ago • 118 comments

ME: No no no, you still don't understand. Bluesky is the app but it's built on the AT Protocol. And Bluesky Social is the specific underlying moderation instance but devs can build on top of that. MY BELOVED HUSBAND, CLAUS VON BÜLOW: Hush, darling. Have some more insulin. Have as much as you'd like.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 3 days ago • 417 comments

“Hi, my name is—!” Don’t care. Boring. Everyone has one, grow the fuck up.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments