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kthys.bsky.social
Old-school Austinite, music writer, casual sports enjoyer (Rip City/Texas Tech/etc). Working on a book about Paramore. She/her goodandgoodforyou.substack.com
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LET SHAE DUNK

That’s unreal

STEWARD OF GONDOR????????????

I am the most tired I’ve ever been but also I just got the best sweatshirt to prove my loyalty.

Most of my psychological distress is connected to the fact that I haven’t taken a good selfie in a while

Shoutout to fajita bean queso slop reheated in tortillas. Gotta be one of my favorite leftovers

The masterpiece I made is only sky writing, by the time I’m at the end, the beginning is dissolving!!!!!!!!!!

Y’all mind if I ascend to a higher and very weird plane

American Christianity is technically polytheism and the American Christians who have intuited this are angry about it, which is what motivates them. I won’t be taking questions at this time

the thing about the word “enshittification” that I hate is that it obfuscates the actual reason everything gets worse constantly, which is “the profit motive”

It’s time for me to watch New Girl for real this time

Can I hit your vape” is out. Here are some better ways to ask ⁃hey brother can I slide on your device ⁃Can I take a suck off that ol magic flute ⁃Yo! Let me pull on yer P.E.N.I.S. (Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System) ⁃I’ll take a tug off the happy bar

He’s praying for us all

Someone came out of the yarn room

You would not believe how psychologically difficult it is to endure the PNW winter when you didn’t grow up used to it

I have my new job orientation tomorrow ahhhh!!

This sacred text

I was already struggling with this business case study for my class. And now they’ve introduced a person in it named Jeff Weiner

I think I’m in love with the eve6 guy. Do y’all think he would ever follow me back

Mug check

like why would they zoom in like that 😭 #ncaawbb #wcbb

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

How do I explain to my algorithm that I’m only “chasing him” because he owes me money

Due to woke, federal funding for My Butt In Da Carhartt Pants has been cut

clearly stated and absolutely correct

I just saw one of the Chappell Roan lawyer ads on a bus in Austin lmao

This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

Me seeing Megan thee stallion wearing booty shorts that say “I <3 chicas”: 😀 Me realizing it’s sponcon for some brand called Chicas: 😕

Bust cream makes me feel good

Can’t these eggheads just make a healthy cigarette

As that one post says, the bugs that live inside me are not happy today

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

One thing about my current deep depression is that watching 4 episodes in a row of Severance will definitely help

If anything bad happens to Irving I will walk into traffic

When I'm in the tub yeah I'm thumpin that