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kthys.bsky.social
Austin/Rip City/Texas Tech/etc. Working on a book about Paramore. She/her goodandgoodforyou.substack.com
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When Radiohead said I am a moth who just wants to share your light I’m just an insect trying to get out of the night… I felt that

I keep saying I couldn’t date someone in a run club but actually what would be so funny is if I did and they were totally fine with having a slob girlfriend who drinks and smokes and doesn’t run

Still no one in the world doing it like him

Fontina is such a goated pizza cheese

Help I can’t stop telling people I “got a job in my field” I see why academics are always saying this pretentious shit it feels like a drug

The white baby who can’t be talking that way

Okay got six brewery shifts left and today it’s only 90 degrees and gonna be slow. We got this!!!!!!! Send me your best anti-heatstroke and anti-back-break hexes for the next week and a half, we’ve made it this far 🤲🏻

imagine being loved and accepted for who you are like this wow

On a Parks and Rec rewatch and people really dunk on Tom Haverford but Ron is BY FAR the worst aged character, pretty much everything he says (at least in the early seasons) is like basically Elon lite

The lion does not concern himself with the mountain of unfolded laundry that’s taking up half the bed

One of the songs of all time imho

And what if I said it’s gonna be a one direction summer

What if I am meant for joy and not just tragedy ahah jk bro

Trying a new karaoke song tonight. I’ll let y’all know how it goes

Y’all mind if I get my swag back

Now playing

me and nancy nation

If I was a frequent name changer on here I would change it to Cece Heauxmeaux, I can’t stop thinking about how funny of a bit it is

What new evils have the perverts over at Scrub Daddy have come up with now

Save me Domino’s pizza order because I’m so tired and I have no groceries

if you clack the tongs more than twice you're a pervert

There really was a time when North America thought the funniest thing in the world was Tim Allen going "aruuuguggehhh????"

Going back to working in an office so I’ll soon be free of this absolute BULLSHIT

If you like @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and want to help it continue to exist, the absolute best thing you can do is to share it with anyone you think would like it. It’s continued existence is not a settled matter (we continue to lose $$$) and I really believe in this team and wanna see it flourish

I’ve been sayingggggg!!

Watching the baseball game bc it’s on at work and why do the Mets have magenta sleeves lmao

Idc what anyone says, Piano Man is a goated karaoke song

GOT THE JOB