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kthys.bsky.social
Austin/Rip City/Texas Tech/etc. Working on a book about Paramore. She/her goodandgoodforyou.substack.com
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i want to dip it in chocolate and eat it

“Record store employee chic” is going straight on the mood board omg

Last day of my walk-in era

If you have emotions attached to the song “Sometime Around Midnight” by The Airborne Toxic Event you may be entitled to compensation

Sorry to my haters but my grey streak is popping tf off

It’s my third to last day as a bar wench. Do we think I can make it through another 100 degree outdoor manual labor shift or will I die y/n

Just sent a cool tasteful dm only to realize id sent a very annoying one a few weeks ago while drunk and had forgotten about it

Oops all my hair fell off

Here he is

Please send help I am drunk and thinking too hard about sea of tranquility by Emily st John mandel

Watching parks and rec before my prefrontal cortex was fully formed gave me an unrealistic expectation that men like Ben Wyatt existed

People who say season 6 of parks and rec is bad, I’m sorry have you bumped your head and forgotten about the Chardbodies

(Taking a long drag of my American spirit as the run club people file past me into the bar) what’s up ladies

I’m fighting laundry mountain and it’s winning

First half of da year

The creature spongebob squarepants is actually nude. What appears to be clothing are actually its genitals

Honestly the thing about my new job i am most excited about is that sitting at computer all day means i get to listen to music all day again

June will feel like this

I think that out of respect for gay people during pride, people should refrain from talking about king gizzard and the lizard wizard for the month of June

Poor Timmy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Do I look like my mom y/n

Newly single Sydney Sweeney, would you like to get a margarita at Matt’s El Rancho with me

I blew a kiss to a guy in traffic and he rolled down the window and yelled “thank you” 😭

Be actually fuckin bone tired like an adult, come on now

the wild thing is that gay people LOVED target pride slop. they ate that shit UP. could’ve been a lucrative business for them forever

Me when I’m putting clean glassware away at work

finding out private equity is making big investments in your industry is like finding out your name just popped up at the top of a serial killer's notes app

Lmao the new women’s sports bar in town got heat for booking a gay police association’s event

Thinking about making some moves in silence

3 more hours of work