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Where my settlers at?

submitted 9 hours ago • 15 comments

I know times are bad because any date from the future (2034, 2078, 2026) sounds like it could be the title of a post-apocalyptic movie.

submitted 1 day ago • 138 comments

If you’re gonna be racist at least don't make it a jump scare

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

If you’re gonna be racist at least don’t make it a jump scare

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

Doomsprepping does NOT have to be stressful

submitted 4 days ago • 46 comments

Was thiiiiis close to being on Community

submitted 5 days ago • 26 comments

Don’t you dare call my baby geriatric

submitted 6 days ago • 40 comments

You guys mind if I get vulnerable for a min?

submitted 7 days ago • 32 comments

Adolescence on Netflix is remarkable. It’s thrilling and moving, of course. But it’s also the rare piece of art that might actually do some good in the world. I’m glad it’s huge.

submitted 8 days ago • 206 comments

One of the highest grossing doctors in the climate world

submitted 10 days ago • 68 comments

Those strange noises in the distance are NOT gonna investigate themselves

submitted 11 days ago • 41 comments

Los Angeles! It’s me, Kumail. Listen: On July 12th, I’ll be performing at Belly Laughs—the first-ever Comedy and Food Festival celebrating Asian American Culture in LA. You should come. Tickets on sale now. Linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani. Boom.

submitted 17 days ago • 24 comments

Impose not a Sizzle upon a man, for the will to Sizzle must be his own. More #Stuber stuff.

submitted 19 days ago • 31 comments

Common Side Effects is the best show that I hear too little about. Animated show on Max by Mike Judge and the folks behind Scavenger’s Reign (another banger.) It’s hilarious, surprising, moving and profoundly relevant. Full recommendation.

submitted 20 days ago • 146 comments

I am no hero.

submitted 21 days ago • 65 comments

Sooo how do you guys think I did :P One whole year since the release of Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire—the latest sequel to my first-ever Favorite Movie. Still can't believe I got to be part of this.

submitted 23 days ago • 166 comments

So important to celebrate the playground divas in our lives

submitted 27 days ago • 44 comments

Trying out a new look. Season 2 of #PokerFace premieres May 8th on Peacock. Check it.

submitted 31 days ago • 212 comments

PHILLY! BENSALEM! Heading over to make you laugh on June 20th—if that’s alright with everyone? Tickets for my Parx Casino show are on sale NOW at linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani. See you there?

submitted 32 days ago • 24 comments

I remember one time I went to a restaurant and it just ended up being in somebody’s house and the family tried to figure out what was wrong with their oven while I sat in their living room. 5 out of 5 would repeat.

submitted 36 days ago • 184 comments

Too late for a career change? From Grave Conversations with David Dastmalchian. Yes, we’re both in coffins.

submitted 37 days ago • 65 comments

Newark! Heyyy. Hi. So excited to perform at the North to Shore Festival this June. Tickets are on sale now. Grab yours at linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani.

submitted 38 days ago • 20 comments

Had a lovely conversation with my lovely friend David Dastmalchian in a casket. Yes he was in a casket. I was also in a casket. Things get real when you’re talking in a casket. youtu.be/KyMTMrfGeLk?...

submitted 39 days ago • 40 comments

We will be releasing some more tickets to my special taping in Chicago very soon. Likely today or tomorrow. I will post as soon as they go online. There will be a significant number; couple of hundred at the very least. The taping is on March 15th btw.

submitted 39 days ago • 40 comments

Nightclub Moguls: They’re just like you! #WelcometoChippendales is streaming on Hulu—and you should check it out. Like looking in a mirror.

submitted 41 days ago • 51 comments

In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.

submitted 43 days ago • 393 comments

Giving voice to the voiceless <3

submitted 46 days ago • 76 comments

Movie night with Bagel. Trying not to interrupt whatever’s going on here. #Flow

submitted 47 days ago • 655 comments

Doing stand up again after a 10 year break has been thrilling, and I couldn’t be happier to record a brand new stand up comedy special for Hulu. My second one ever? First in 12 years! www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/k...

submitted 48 days ago • 117 comments

Winners in the Building at the SAG Awards last night! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Cloud nine. #SAGAwards #OnlyMurdersinTheBuilding

submitted 49 days ago • 92 comments