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kungfuaction.bsky.social
Mazovian socioeconomist, Biological non-binary. No longer trapped in a twitter profile.
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WIFE: Im coming over at 2pm to yell at you for wearing the wrong shirt . ME: All my shirts are correct. By the way; Im Fucking DIVORCING you

Impossible to communicate to people that once you decide that a group more vulnerable than you can be sacrificed in the name of your own safety or interests that you have already entered into an tacit agreement that you can also be sacrificed in the interests of a group less vulnerable than you.

The hose in the yard is not very happy with me--that's ok, I'll still keep drinking that garbage. bsky.app/profile/jard...

how it feels to run this account

poster: lol gen x drink from the hose gen x: i was either neglected or beaten by my parents and stayed outside as often as i could huffing exhaust which gave me lead poisoning. when i was home, alone, i had to fix my own paint chip sandwiches and wash them down with hose water. i'm better than you

Voters absolutely love woke. Frothing for it. Achingly fervent love of woke. That's the narrative now. I'm just a witness to truth.

An important question: Is art video games? Experts agree that art is games. For example, books are RPGs with a linear plot. A painting is just an extraction shooter suffering from terrible lag

NFTs from a couple of years ago are starting to succumb to link rot. Someday the final server holding the last NFT image will go under, then truly all my apes will be gone

Heeyyyyyyy Bluesky !

now they must agree on a system of self-government, allocate available resources to the greater good, and assign consequences to those who opposed the eventual victors

Every few years America gets so racist it commits suicide.

I bet if the new Pope loads the previous Pope’s Undertale save, Flowey will notice and have unique dialogue for it

He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

lol h3 catching strays in a friendlyjordies vid

disgusting lie. none of them were tough. none of them survived the explosion.

oh my, someone actually animated this scene (paging @meguminmaniac.bsky.social):

If you're looking for an alternative to Harry Potter, might I recommend a little book called THE BIBLE???

Clive Barker gets it. faroutmagazine.co.uk/hellraiser-c...

bluesky addicts explaining bond market stuff that they just learned to their offline partners

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

This is a petition to grant asylum in Australia to LGBTQ+ nationals of the United States. I'm queer and trans, so I made sure to scrutinise it more strictly than I would have if it concerned a group I wasn't in. Having done that: if you are Australian, you need to sign this petition.

the american belief in how free america is relative to other places is so ingrained and so incorrect

meanwhile, on the other site, the menswear guy is going to Meet Someone in Temecula

YOU GUYS.

Every clip I see from Fox News or any of the business channels is basically a higher-resolution version of this. Probably fine!

i just went to the bank to take out all of my money and they were all out. they didn’t have any money

*picks up dirt and breathes in* “There was a battle here.”

a concept that seems to be beyond Trump, Musk and their entire gang of dipshits is “other people exist and have agency and power”

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

I did not make this and don't know who did, all the same - lmao

Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons theonion.com/concern...

Every day I wake up to the news

Me: boy i sure do love rainbows and sunshine This guy: you deserve to die more than anyone else on the planet