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I approve cost cutting in the production of new Air Force One planes. imo they shouldn't waste money on inspections at all.

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As someone who has reported on AI for 7 years and covered China tech as well, I think the biggest lesson to be drawn from DeepSeek is the huge cracks it illustrates with the current dominant paradigm of AI development. A long thread. 1/

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John Cheez-It: You can't do this. This is not my vision. Stop Extra Toasty Cheez-Its: They are staying in the oven 8 seconds longer or we're going to do something even more insane Crystal Cheez-Its: You Can See Through Us. Please Believe Them. We Taste Like A Cheez-It But We Are Transparent

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your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

submitted 80 days ago • 93 comments

No entity, living or dead, has ever concentrated on performing a task with as much focus as my dog when he decides his testicles need cleaning.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Whether real-life or fiction, finding entertainment or humor in someone else's pain is intolerance, and it is NEVER okay. In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares

submitted 88 days ago • 15 comments

I haven't seen this documentary so I'm just speaking of the cover... this genre of nostalgia art grosses me out. Reminds me of the Treehouse of Horror where Homer is force fed donuts in Hell.

submitted 97 days ago • 7 comments

There's not much I remember about this show other than a puppet being the building's doorman and putting a hat on a store mannequin made it come to life.

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For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.

submitted 102 days ago • 145 comments

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

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Kayvan Novak is doing TREMENDOUS work on WWDITS this season. The whole cast is always fantastic, but he’s absolutely killing it this season. Episode 5 was an all-timer.

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“If I’m up there on that bar and you’re not, I’ll be looking down. I’ll always have your back.” -Commander Shepard #N7Day

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Secret Panel HERE 👍 tapas.io/episode/1869281

submitted 169 days ago • 4 comments

At Shipping Of Theseus, we guarantee fast delivery of your package, or an amalgam of your package and other objects that contains enough of your package to still be considered your package from a philosophical standpoint.

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It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

submitted 405 days ago • 8 comments

Tangential to the day's awesomeness, saw this on Kotaku, and I swear, I never feel less connected to other gamers than I do hearing people hated Final Fantasy XV, for all these reasons, and this doesn't even mention the Florence + The Machine Stand By Me cover playing again over Prompto's photos.

submitted 406 days ago • 0 comments

Welp, new platform, let do this: Every year, I don't do a Game of the Year list. I do a video, set to some of my favorite film music that year. Here's 2023. Go watch. And maybe share it around.

submitted 420 days ago • 0 comments

#N7Day

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end of an era 🫡😭 https://lifehacker.com/lifehackers-best-food-hacks-ever-1850967435

submitted 493 days ago • 19 comments

I have to take the small, comforting victories where I can these days.

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great setting. if your timeline is full of replies to people you dont like or dont want to see then turn this sucker on in settings.

submitted 512 days ago • 6 comments

I wrote about some of my favorite Shakespeare ghosts for the Folger Shakespeare Library. Which are yours?

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

Question FOR A FRIEND: If you use a portapotty at a festival and that blue stuff splashes up onto your person, is there some shot you can take or some process you need to undergo in order to disinfect your butt meat?

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

submitted 530 days ago • 0 comments

@jakeplissken.bsky.social Hey, don’t I know you from somewhere?

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repost if you're the fucker

submitted 535 days ago • 8 comments

Half Man. Half Machine. Half Hobo. All Cop. Hobocop's Prime Directives: "Serve the public food you made on your trash barrel grill" "Protect your bindle from robbers" "Uphold your pants unless you're peein' on a wall"

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You know how it is when you get wounded and expect to die but locals nurse you back to health and accept you as one of their own and you start a new life but then some shit goes down and the only thing you have to contribute is badass blackops wristbreaking moves. THE EQUALIZER 3.

submitted 546 days ago • 1 comment

doctor told me today that it is in fact extremely easy to kill me in a way that matters

submitted 544 days ago • 4 comments

I wrote about The Equalizer 3 and how the series at large is an interesting juxtaposition between the moral grounding Denzel Washington presents versus the fist-pumping violence his character (reluctantly) perpetuates.

submitted 545 days ago • 1 comment

I think I’m going to start going to therapy. Nothing is wrong, I just want the opportunity to lay on a couch in the middle of a work day.

submitted 554 days ago • 0 comments

“It was a perfect jail cell. They gave me a harmonica because not many people know this and the liberal media won’t tell you, I am a great harmonica player, the best harmonica player. No one knows harmonicas like Trump. No one has done more for the harmonica industry than me.”

submitted 557 days ago • 0 comments

If aliens knocked you off your hog and slashed your tires while driving in or around northern Canada, you may be eligible for compensation.

submitted 558 days ago • 7 comments