At Shipping Of Theseus, we guarantee fast delivery of your package, or an amalgam of your package and other objects that contains enough of your package to still be considered your package from a philosophical standpoint.
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Zeno’s Delivery Service guarantees the delivery of the actual package, no changes. Before it can get there, it must get halfway there and before it can get halfway there, it must get a quarter of the way there. Before traveling a quarter, it must travel one-eighth; before an eighth, one-sixteenth….
I rarely EVER comment on anyone’s post over a thousand followers as I basically says more likely they won’t reply. Packages Rarely ever meet their said delivery times.
Just listen to one satisfied customer: "I was nervous when I shipped grandma's ashes through SoT, but I definitely got the same weight of ashes arriving at my doorstep, waiting to be put right on the mantle!"
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"ah, but it was when it left our warehouse, caveat emptor"
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Right?
have a simulacrum of your people call a simulacrum of mine