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kuntopia.bsky.social
22 ♡ Cali girl ☀️ ♡ Stay at home daughter ♡ Simmer ♡ Author ♡ Mother of 1 (dog) ♡ Capricorn ♑️ ♡ Lover of women, Jesus, and Pepsi ♡
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Goon beam gyatt cream rizzing off your blue jeans

Lately I've been looking chopped and it's bc I haven't been to tj max in forever

I want school to start already. I'm bored. Isn't that silly? Hating summer more than school?

I found a cart and a vape under my bed

I hate anyone that has a guidebook in their bio and I wish nothing but the WORST for them. "Link in my bio!!" Nah bitch link to deez nuts don't sell me no bullshit chat gpt guidebook fuck you

Incels and femcels are not equal. Femcels are a product of incels. I am a misandrist.

Job interviews piss me tf off because do they really think I'm being fr? Bitch I need a JOB for MONEY. "Do you have any questions for me?" Yeah when do I start working? Like girl humble yourself you not THAT tea... acting like you tryna find the perfect marriage candidate.

FUCK penthouse WORST K DRAMA EVER 💔💔 ok time to watch season 2

Who the FUCK unfollowed me. Now I don't have angel numbers

DONT PLAY WITH A GIRL DONT PLAY WITH A GIRL LIKE MEEEEEEEEE E E E

NO WAIT IM GONNA GET CHILLIS AND IM GONNA GET THE TRIPLE DIPPER

TMI but have u ever got a MOSQUITO bite on your TITTY it is so ouchie

I'm gonna eat some wang stop today

When I wake up I better see an abundance of likes and comments

Moonbeam ice cream taking off your blue jeans

hi kuntopia here. Ok here's the tea. I found this nice man on this app who gave me money bc I cried bc I was hungry. He gave me $50 in total, not all at once, but just in total ok. And I ate good oh yes I did.

"Yogurt" Gurt: what's up

And fucking Elon musk you will NEVER be American. You look biologically engineered and you are a baby daddy to like 30 women you are a disgrace to this country. You slob on Donald's knob deep throating that shit like a popsicle on a hot summers day

One time I was on this app called rave with my friend where u can watch YouTube and stuff together and these two friends joined while we were listening to music and one of them started sending pictures of his whole cock and balls and videos and his friend was hyping him up and we were just like

I bedazzled my dab pen

I'm so tired of seeing on Tik tok these mf talking about "you can work in the hospital as a #### tech with no certifications!!" And bitch dumbass California says u need a certification to watch a bitch shit in a toilet. Like girl how tf are u a monitor tech with NO license or certifications? I

Hello? What the fuck

Now uber is supporting Trump and the girls are boycotting uber when I JUST SIGNED UP FOR UBER EATS DELIVERY. DOOR DASH HAS NO SPOTS OPEN. INSTA CART HAS NO SPOTS OPEN. I CANF EVEN BE A FUCKING DELIVERY DRUVE

I can't take this flopitopia. I'm gonitopia

I'm only an old hag bc I've done nothing wit my life at 22. My life hasn't even begun bitch I'm a nobody

Anxiety 😥 keep on trying me 🥵😓