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Tirelessly/tiredly writing SFF 🇵🇷🌈 🧿AN AMATEUR WITCH'S GUIDE TO MURDER @alcovepress Oct 14, 2025 Rep: Cameron McClure at DMLA Links: https://linktr.ee/kvalentinwrites
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This looks so gooooood!!!

Reminder that I’ve got a book coming out this year!!! If you like goths, witches, and nihilistic retail humor, check it out: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/799919...

Who's 250 pages into 308 pages of copyedits?!!? Me! Who's lost all sense of the meaning of words, humor, punctuation, and reality? Also me!!!!

Last day of the Barnes & Nobles 25% off sale! If you love goths in unexpected places, witchcraft, demon possession, awkward romance, and only the teeny tiniest bit of cannibalism (he didn’t mean it), consider preordering my book: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-amateur...

Last day of the Barnes & Nobles 25% off sale! If you love goths in unexpected places, witchcraft, demon possession, awkward romance, and only the teeny tiniest bit of cannibalism (he didn’t mean it), consider preordering my book: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-amateur...

I’ve got a book coming out and Barnes & Nobles has a 25% off sale! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-amateur...

It’s meeeee!!! And my amazing editor 👏👏👏

So many rad books coming out this year!!!!

I’ve got a book coming out and Barnes & Nobles has a 25% off sale! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-amateur...

My book got announced yesterday and today it’s on sale at Barnes and Nobles! Buy before Feb 28th and you might win a pin (25% off sale is Feb 5-7)! #preordercampaign

My book got announced yesterday and today it’s on sale at Barnes and Nobles! Buy before Feb 28th and you might win a pin (25% off sale is Feb 5-7)! #preordercampaign

I’ve been hush lately because I’ve been working hard with awesome people on something wild and now I can finally announce that I’ve sold a novel to @alcovepress.bsky.social I’ve been screaming for weeks, so please scream with me & keep an eye out for something cool I’m posting soon ✨ Mysterious!!

Back to writing yesterday after 2ish weeks of sick. Got at least 1k words which is great but wow is my brain stupid right now (from the covid, not just generally). I keep dropping words or swapping with similar sounding ones. Come back to me, my wits! I need you for this stupid devil prince!

If you’ve got a couple bucks to spare, please kick them this amazing authors way!

hey! Fantasy Magazine is currently open to submissions from BIPOC writers (today through Jan 25th) send us your fantastic stories! full guidelines here (PLEASE read the full guidelines before submitting)

Advertise your BlueSky account in exactly 3 words. Tired goth writing

Got covid for the first time so I’ve just been floating on a cloud of DayQuil suck. Gonna exist in this liminal state as long as possible.

My 2024 in 2 pics! A ton of travel this year! Lots to be excited about! Some bad stuff mixed in but I’m going into 2025 focusing on the positive and the possibilities! Happy New Year, ya’all!

I really tried to read a ton of books this year and am pretty happy with how I faired. Read some bangers in there too (see second image — the alt text has those books names) but honestly I enjoyed almost every book I read this year!

"Next book revision time, GO!!!" I scream, and instead submit a short story, write a new bio, make a blog post, go for a walk, make breakfast, stare at a river, go to the bookstore, consider the transient nature of life, update my website, chase a duck!

Me: oOoOo what if I include some palace intrigue! Me 10 minutes later: Shit, I have to come up with and weave in some palace intrigue!? True story.

Me at the start of 2024 / me at the end of 2024