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Professor X: Hold, old friend. If you wish to take this military base hostage, you first must kill these five fifteen year olds I found. Magneto: for fuck’s sake, Charles.

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The Pacific Rim engineers that spent weeks building a 30-foot bowie knife for a mech suit to draw from its ankle sheath must have been muttering “Hell yeah” the whole time

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One of the most hyper-specific types of job stress in the world is when a trailer editor was clearly told to try to make one kind of Nicolas Cage movie look like the other kind of Nicholas Cage movie

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I need to apologize to the Captain Planet writers for not acknowledging their restrained and nuanced portrayal of rich corporate villains.

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I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real

submitted 8 days ago • 135 comments

Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

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I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass.

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HAPPY FIFTH ANNIVERSARY to Susan Collins saying Trump learned a “pretty big lesson” from his first impeachment. thehill.com/homenews/sen...

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no more news today, we’re all set, thanks

submitted 27 days ago • 34 comments

Been nice knowing y'all

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are you ready for The Big Game (ominous)

submitted 29 days ago • 10 comments

Ok, @joshtpm.bsky.social has said nearly all of it. I'd add the Senate. The number one way to let people know that things are not normal is to act like they're not normal. My lay view favors stuff like gumming up the Senate floor and saying no cabinet votes until Musk stands down, for instance.

submitted 30 days ago • 14 comments

The idea that there are people doing morally bad but necessary things in the shadows is basically as big of a fairy tale as Santa Claus except with Santa Claus kids actually do get presents

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

playing a California Raisins record for a friend Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

submitted 115 days ago • 19 comments

This TikTok ban then return is infuriating.

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me, under my breath to my husband: “I’m gonna walk into the ocean” three year old who hasn’t listened to me all morning: “mama in the ocean!”

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Is this satire fortune.com/2025/01/14/w...

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I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava

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JOURNALIST: I've noticed you exude a kind of joy when you're talking about ultimate cosmic destruction via vacuum decay... why is that? ME: I just think it's neat :)

submitted 48 days ago • 60 comments

love doing my yearly self-assessment at work. do you think you sucked shit last year or nah? we want to hear it from you

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terrible beatboxing noises “My name is Mark Z and I’m here to say that i’m letting people use slurs in a different way!”

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Reminder that we didn't win the similar long fight over seatbelt usage by gently persuading skeptical anti seatbelt people with empathetic outreach, or by having cops write tickets, but by having manufacturers make cars do a little annoying beep if you didn't wear it.

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As promised, 🎄The 7th Annual DOUG JONES 60 SECOND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ✨ Awful acapella singing, a corny dad joke, and Merry Christmas, one and all! 🎄❤️ (And to my newer followers, I’m sorry you had to see this). #merrychristmas #happyholidays

submitted 69 days ago • 66 comments

Update: Mr. Beast torn apart by ancient cursed mummies

submitted 74 days ago • 63 comments

It’s time to bring out the big guns! (When I say guns I am talking about woollen sweaters.)

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GROCER: Did you grow any Brussels sprouts? FARMER: Sure did, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. GROCER: what

submitted 77 days ago • 25 comments

I think you are thinking of roasts. You boil roasts.

submitted 77 days ago • 11 comments

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 8 Steam codes for Legacy of Kain Soul Reaver 1 & 2 Remastered (courtesy of @aspyr.com). Giveaway ends December 15th, 6 PM PT. Game is available now on Steam and consoles store.steampowered.com/app/2521380/...

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Tonight Þvörusleikir (Spoon Licker), the 4th of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, will come down from the mountains. He likes licking used þvörur (large wooden cooking spoons). Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.

submitted 78 days ago • 15 comments

Time flies!

submitted 79 days ago • 172 comments

Requiring your employees to denounce violence against executives — and only executives — while calling it a “Solidarity Pledge” is some I don’t even know fuckin what

submitted 83 days ago • 146 comments