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kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius, aspiring model, 🔥EXTREME🔥, famous, icon, subtle, delicate; probably not a doctor but identify as one—she/tree/it/shit; here for all that they and gay shit. I hate men. You could be my next hit of dopamine.
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Rolling up to his crib on four bald tires and a personality that only a mother could love 💅

Fingers crossed 🤞 🫠

I know, Michelle, I'm scared too.

I swear to the gay gods if y'all don't turn up the goddamned gay heat in this place

To my gay and they besties: Dare to be you. Dare to fight back. Don't let those pathetic sacks of shit corner you. They fear the beauty and light that you bring to their darkness. The bottom line is that the world would be a dark and dreary place without you in it. The world needs you; I need you.

Will someone please turn up the gay and they? It's getting deadly levels of cold in here.

Lmfao

I just realized that I haven't eaten since last night. Bruuuuuh.

When every friend in the room is smarter and more knowledgeable than you, you're never in the wrong room. 🩷 I've never been more proud to be the stupid one. What a fucking honor.

This one goes out to the Pookinator www.instagram.com/reel/DK1VYsH...

Lol

All right, guys. I have plans to put into action. Don't forget to make good trouble this weekend ✌️

Lmao What a dweeb

O.M.F.GAWD. It's @kevinmkruse.bsky.social ,everyone! Look at that nerd go!

The best part is that some of the world's brightest minds follow me. You could live a thousand lives and never top that, haters. Lol

You, a pleb: "Maybe if I pretend to be everything I've been told is good, right, pure and perfect, people will love me." Me, climbing out of an Arby's dumpster: "I took a shit this morning, and one way or another y'all are gonna hear about it."

Same, bestie.

@scottjshapiro.bsky.social, are we certain that making computers think like humans is the best route? Because I kind of feel like we may have screwed up a few things along the way.

I want this on a fucking T-shirt and I want it right fucking now

Fellas, don't let my recent posts and hatred for most men run you off. I'm single and a good cook, sooooo *winks with both eyes*

Anyhoo, I pick up my baby boy on Sunday at 9AM. 🥰

I know it's difficult to believe, guys, but I'm normally a kind person. I guess the big take away here is don't be an abusive piece of shit.

So, like a cancer, I'll slowly and meticulously eat away at what's left of their twisted abusive minds, and I will not stop until they're both rotting in cells and begging for a mercy that will never come.

You see, I'm the bully who bullies the bullies.

Oh no, quite the opposite, actually. He encouraged its growth.

This is personal, I'm afraid, and not just because he fucked with my baby boy. He will suffer. THEY will suffer.

When I was a kid, my dad would beat the shit out of me regularly. He blamed his shortcomings and failures on my existence, and he blamed me for everything else, too. One time, after accidentally burning my foot with coffee from a percolator, a giant blister formed on the top-center of it while I was

I lied. Worry and lack of sleep are what exhausted me; scheming against two child-abusing monsters is rather fun.

Guys, I'm so tired. Worrying and scheming are exhausting.

🙏 My sincerest pleasure.

Leave it to Xan to know exactly what I'm thinking.

Sure, I could beat him to death with a baseball bat, but where's the fun in that? I need more.

🥹👉👈

You see that, guys? I'm an inspiration. 😌

We're gonna get creative with this one, folks. I'll have those sick fuckers believing they're being haunted by ghosts and demons before the week is through.

Welfare check number eleven is underway and in the books. Paranoia is the first of many monsters to visit their sick abusive feeble minds.