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Fucking hell.

Happy Pride month!

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Jesus, they're all just so incapable of doing anything that might make a difference. Or even a ripple.

When "fuck off" just isn't enough, here's a curse for the ages:

We collectively emboldened a mediocre childrens author into thinking she's a genius and now these are the consequences. A billionaire with no worthwhile insight whose malign influence knows no bounds. (Trans women are, obviously, women)

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

Hey @schumer.senate.gov, I'm one of your constituents. Anything you and Senator Gillibrand might have to say about this? Maybe shout it from the rooftops that this administration is importing rapists and human traffickers? www.theguardian.com/news/2025/fe...

Rape and support for rapists are now key aspects of U.S federal government policy. www.theguardian.com/news/2025/fe...

A nice thing about getting older is you can say, “boy i done seen some shit” and even if you if haven’t actually seen anything, people will mostly take your word for it

True story: a few years ago, I was being interviewed by a reporter for the New York Times. I mentioned the history of eviction statutes and how they tied into Jim Crow. The reporter asked "what's Jim Crow?" When I explained, the reporter didn't believe me and said the US wouldn't do that.

Want to go visit the national parks this year? Sorry. The reservation system is shut down, EMT personnel are gone, so don't get hurt or lost. No one can clean the bathrooms or cabins, so they'll be closed. Rangers are fired. www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...

A little bit of resistance.

In 1st grade I laughed too long at the teacher's joke so she sent me to see the nun across the hall, who sat me at a desk in a corner in front of her class and gave all of the kids pennies to throw at me (to teach me a lesson? I guess?)

It’s actually unfathomable to me that you could look at the damage done in two fucking weeks and think simply keeping your head down and waiting is a viable option.

"don't you want a job that challenges you?" no fuck no that is the last thing I want i am not hurting for challenges

It's Inauguration Day and perhaps you have some Trump supporters among your friends and family and this is an important day for them so please remember you don't owe them shit, you're allowed to tell them they're trash or to become estranged from them, whichever you prefer. 🫶

LGB without the T is the greatest act of cowardice the gay community has ever produced. It is saying “We escaped the deadly risk of being ourselves with your help, now youre on your own.” As far as I’m concerned, LGB without the T is anti-queer. It is heterosexual, patriarchal bootlicking.

The thing is Elon musk isn’t autistic. He’s just a massive fucking liar and is like “uhhhh actually it’s cuz I’m autistic”

anyway i am going to bed so here is a live performance that always makes me cry

water flossing is just a mouth bidet

if someone is an asshole you can just call them an asshole. if something is bad you can just call it bad. we have words that define the harm you're trying to describe without causing harm to people who have done nothing wrong.

Fuck I hate peoples sometimes. What an abominable thing to say/do in front of a trans friend.

I’m so full from dinner that I almost cracked a rib taking in air when I had to sneeze.

Happy Thanksgiving, American friends in my phone! 🦃🍽

No one will ever bring the receipts like the menswear guy does. Best in the business.

If there are some people who think he’s not wrong about *everything* and has some uh quirky views, fine Give him a podcast One Google of this man’s beliefs, actions, and temperament make it obvious to a five year old that he shouldn’t be gifted an ounce of actual power

forgot that earlier in my art journey I drew Saturn Devouring Her Son Lisa Frank Version

I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.

“we already survived 4 years of him” yeah actually a lot of people didn’t

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

I've been saying this for the last couple of years too. The internet is the best and worst thing to ever happen to us, and Facebook is the devil.

A take that I’ve been playing with is that absorbing opinions through anything that isn’t text is bad. We’re taught to be skeptical of text, and we’re less skeptical if someone tells us something with confidence. This gets way worse if the person is charismatic and on video.