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kylethesanders.bsky.social
The human equivalent of a shiny Pokémon. He/Him
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submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Ppl are taking up my time rn and I just want to try to pre-order a switch 2 ):

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

#Pokemon Happy Pride Month

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know if bugs sleep and frankly I don’t want to know. Some dumb fly taking a nap. Yeah get your rest you gross idiot, we need you at your best to ruin things

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

i don't believe you had a real childhood if youve never experienced dbz budokai stage transitions.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Why is everyone trying to gaslight me that it's "whitey tighties". It's "tighty whities". It's *only* "tighty whities". It has *always* only been "tighty whities"

submitted 31 days ago • 13 comments

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

submitted 36 days ago • 453 comments

I maxed out my Buffalo Wild Wings rewards credit card

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

It's really sad that one of the most progressive and political franchises in entertainment history does have such a bigoted and grifting fans Like I can't understand why would a capitalist like star-trek or a bigot would love x-men it's really weird

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 58 days ago • 45 comments

Imagine somone reading green arrow and captain america and then complains about politics in comics lol

submitted 65 days ago • 4 comments

For every Brand New out there announcing a tour after X amount of years post sex abuse scandal I guarantee there is a psychotherapist behind the scenes saying “it’s been long enough, you have a right to do this and you don’t owe anyone an apology”

submitted 69 days ago • 9 comments

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submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

submitted 70 days ago • 109 comments

This is why Nintendo shouldn't have let Doug Bowser become CEO. Bowser has literally always been the bad guy. (It's actually Trump's tarrifs)

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

That'll put some hair on your tongue

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

me and the boys summoning nintendogs tomorrow

submitted 72 days ago • 16 comments

wish I was here

submitted 73 days ago • 17 comments

Joe and Murr are tonight's big losers.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Daily Animal Crossing affirmation! 😆 Ankha really just talking to me cause I’m working so dang hard, but yes yes you should allow yourself to get a decent nights sleep so your health doesn’t suffer ☺️❤️ #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #ACPC

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Lose my (fax) number

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

How do I get the furry stuff off of my timeline.. no offense to furries. Im just scared.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

i miss when Videos Games™ were GOOD smh 😔

submitted 91 days ago • 18 comments

Double it and give it to the SAME person

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Could you imagine being Emily Elizabeth's parents. You get your daughter a tiny little puppy, and it grows to be the size of your house 🤯😳

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Pokemon Presents is my Super Bowl.

submitted 112 days ago • 4 comments

too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many cooks (too many cooks) too many coo

submitted 117 days ago • 26 comments

The craziest thing is watching real people that I know show me AI rendering based on this photo and tell me that this clearly and visibly real photo is an AI rendering BASED ON the "real art" that is clearly AI. The not see brainworms are becoming contagious, and it's horrifying.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 119 days ago • 764 comments

NOTES: 1. Donald was not booed, I’m sure the NFL threatened people with ejection beforehand 2. Tom Cruise did the introduction for the Super Bowl so the NFL could squeeze some more sponsorship money out of Mission Impossible and Scientology.

submitted 123 days ago • 253 comments

Super Bolognese

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

I went to an independent fundamental Baptist school full of racists for grades 5-7. They made us memorize the Bible for when the end times came and it was illegal to have bibles, we’d have the verses in our hearts. We’re living in the bullshit opposite end times.

submitted 126 days ago • 15 comments

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

submitted 126 days ago • 151 comments

Rexas Toadhouse

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Keep in mind that they said that prices go up if wages go up... oh yeah, federal minimum is still $7.25

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.

submitted 136 days ago • 1185 comments

You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!

submitted 137 days ago • 215 comments

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

submitted 137 days ago • 1677 comments

Due to the rapid influx in egg prices, mayonnaise is now considered a delicacy

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments