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My Sobriety is #1 in my life. 03*04*2024 Coolest Uncle on the Whole damn Planet. All tings Kansas City. Trying my best. Never Married. Never Kids. #OneLove #JewelRunna
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OMG!!!! L.A. KNIGHT......YEAH!!!! #Smackdown

Rhea Ripley lost!!???!!! That's crazy!! Not.Happy. #WWERaw

I enjoyed the Post Presser as much as I did the PLE. Cena's mic drop was LEGENDARY. I laughed way too hard.

It's the modern day equivalent of Hogan being the 3rd man.

Nothing for me will ever top the end to Extreme Rules, when Bray Wyatt came back, but that is a close second. That ending was awesome.

Before Cena won, I didn't want Cody to do it. Now I totally do. Join the Illuminati, Cody!!!

Man....FUCK JOHN CENA!!!

Omg!!! I hate both these old fucks.

Double stomp off the chamber for the win??!!???

Elimination Chamber is finna be WILD AF!!!

The first episode of The Americas was majestic.

I understand it's "Random" but taking UA's, last Wed,Thursday, Fri. Then again Monday and Tuesday, and again today. I mean okay. If you wanna piss away monies testing my clean urine, by all means. *EYEROLL*

Nothing stirs up the True Crime White Women more than a mysterious celebrity death

My Monkeys?? Arctic.

McAfee and the Boys are back tomorrow!!! Praise be!!!!

It took 2 trips to purchase a working box fan. That's crazy, my Dad has had the same Damn box fan, since before I was born. Still works.

I hope since the Combine is this week, McAfee and the Boys are back. I have missed them in my daily life.

Saw a Temp Tag 09:12:22. Boy i swear if my plates were 1 day overdue, the Police would be so far up my ass, I wouldn't need a prostrate exam.

THE ROCK!!!! #FinalBoss

I got the driveway plowed. The Cub Cadet Snow Blower is awesome.

THE BEST PART IS I STILL GET TO PLOW THE DRIVEWAY WHEN I GET HOME.

This new 4am start time, getting up at 2am, after the meeting ends at 9pm. And the last time I looked at my phone is was 10:15pm.

Just saw @justinmeyerkc.bsky.social on KMBC 9 news!!!!

Captain America:Brave New World WAS SO GOOD!!! OK.....bbyyyeeeeeee

LETS FUCKIN GO!!! AIN'T NO QUIT IN THIS TEAM

Left too much time fo—*wrestles phone back from Lenny*

SHOW EM YOUR TATTOO, JARED!!!

Touchdown!!!!

Congratulations, Philadelphia. You earned it. 👏👏👏

I guess I'm officially over the hill, cause the only thing I know about the halftime was the car. #OldAsBalls

Long halftime. Take a breathe, make some adjustments, and come out and punch them in the fuckin mouth.

Brilliant work, Nike. Brilliant.

I'm not giving up until the clock says 0:00. Coach em up, Andrew!!!

Coffee mate on some freak shit #superbowl

CAN WE HAZ A DRIVE.

Give me all the Sloths

I AM UNCONTROLLABLY FURIOUS ABOUT THIS SCORE BUG

Ron Torbert... bound to see an ignorant amount of flags

I am so hype for the McAfee commercial. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂