kylora2112.bsky.social
Guitars & games
7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter
Bengals/Cubs/Flames
Kylie Minogue stan
Iron Maiden fangirl
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He was the one who got us committed to Vietnam...
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Why would the Soviets/Cubans want to off JFK when LBJ was even harder on communism? Though Cubans had Bay of Pigs to be mad at...
The CIA and Mafia make more sense since he pissed off organized crime a lot with Bobby cracking down on it.
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"We want to look at children's genitals."
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Fast fact: the left already likes their guns.
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If you are at an event where someone on stage gives a Hitler salute and that person is not dragged off by security and kicked out, you are at a Nazi rally.
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It's amazing how "please stop attacking us physically, mentally, and politically" got spun into us being unreasonable.
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Crybullies
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However hard you try, you can't compromise with someone who will only be happy if you're dead, imprisoned or deported.
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Hello, 911? I'd like to report a mvrd3r.
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There still is no chance for a Mike Pence redemption arc. Same with Dubya and the Cheneys.
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I mostly watch speedrunning, guitar stuff, and cooking, and I *still* get spammed with PragerU and Ben Shapiro/Daily Wire even though I have them as "do not recommend this channel."
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Imagine thinking "Our country is guilty of one of the worst crimes against humanity ever and we must ensure it never happens again" is a bad thing.
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"Would *you* trust Elon's cuts to the FAA to fly to Cancun to avoid a devastating winter storm that is killing your constituents?"
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Jobs: "What if we treated electronics like fashion accessories?"
People: *shower him in money*
Lisa: "It's half as powerful and twice as expensive as other similar devices!"
Smithers: "But it has a teal case!"
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In the same way I could save $3k a month by not paying my mortgage.
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Couldn't stop the Eagles D-line from rushing. Can't stop some Chileans from rushing, either.
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I feel like this would happen the next time the Bengals are in the Super Bowl...
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I'd rather take my chances with the asteroid.
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"But the Founding Fathers were GOOD people!!!"
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She does look like a Catholic priest doing the Sign of the Cross...
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She looks like she's trying to get a specific tour shirt at a concert :3
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By their logic, Derrike Cope absolute dominated NASCAR because he won a Daytona 500.
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We need the Satanic Temple in on this saying that this violates their religious beliefs.
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"Why do people put pronouns in their emails?" - coworker
"Because we have a he/him Charlie, a she/her Charlie, and a they/them Charlie in this single office." - Charlie (she/her)
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Yup. Irish, Spanish, Italian, Greek, Slavic...all not-white in their eyes when things get going.
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With zero representation in the federal government (no, an observing member in the House of Representatives doesn't count...we have fucking CSPAN to observe congress).
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"Well, that's just a small fraction of the population that has something wrong with them!"
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Ben Shapiro did the same thing to NDT about how many fingers a human has. Like, yeah. Some people are born with more or fewer than 10 fingers. Like, Major League pitcher Jim Abbott was famously born without a right hand. And Major League pitcher Antonio Alfonseca has 6 fingers on each hand.
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"YOUR SCIENCE AND REALITY ARE BIASED AGAINST MY PERSONAL PLATONIC IDEALS!!!"
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"Meet me in the middle," says the unjust man.
As you step towards him, he backs up.
"Meet me in the middle," says the unjust man.
- AR Moxon
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Well...aside from Jimmy Carter's Polish translator who wasn't axactly good at their job...
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Too bad A A Ron didn't get drafted by the Falcons...
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"Armpit hair on women is so disgusting." former coworker in a ratty t-shirt who needed to mow his shoulders to a female coworker who said she didn't like to shave.
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Our beagle last night be like...
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Did Lithium make another stupid 5-card combo that dies to any single piece of interaction?
Or is this a Magical Musketeer 2.0?
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I'm American. Y'all have my express written consent to boo.
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Seconded.
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They can't write the real reason: arrested for harassing people going to an abortion clinic.
Here in the US, we have fucking ESCORTS to keep violent anti-abortion "activists" away because the buffer zones are like 100' from the clinic door.
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At least Vance doesn't have the cult of personality Trump does, so broke-ass white Republicans could turn on him if it's not-Trump fucking them over.
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He's assuming Trump will a. read them and b. care?
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*stares at Puerto Rico, Washington DC, American Samoa, Guam, USVI, and the Northern Marianas*