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userland ROP on day 1 💪

A Canadian man narrowly avoided being struck by a meteorite that crashed into the walkway outside his home. The offending space rock has since been bagged & tagged. 🧪 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Internet user whose computer is possessed by a demon: yeah so there's teeth coming out of the CPU socket and the graphics card fans start saying "hail satan" when temperatures are over 70 degrees Linux Guy: You should install Linux.

Chess Zoo xkcd.com/3036

Because 2025 = 45² and 45 is a triangle number, we get these lovely sums: 2025 = (1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 + 9)² 2025 = 1³ + 2³ + 3³ + 4³ + 5³ + 6³ + 7³ + 8³ + 9³ Pleasingly the next triangle number 55 is 10 more, so get ready for a repeat of this fact in the year 3025.

Now that we're upon another year, here's the kind of humour that absolutely killed 100 years ago

The super solar flare will speed up the reversal of Earth's magnetic poles and that's why everyone will float away into space. #TheMayansWereOffBy13Years

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO THIS

web developers are getting too cocky. if visiting your `.png` URI doesn't give me the raw bytes of a png image and nothing else, your balls should explode if you don't have balls, you grow balls that immediately explode

Sun Avoidance xkcd.com/3029

#MerryChristmas from the east coast! If you’re finding it hard today, you’re not alone. Reach out using the #JoinIn hashtag here, or call/text: NB Mental Health Helpline: 1-866-355-5550 National Suicide Crisis Helpline: 9-8-8 @kidshelpphone.bsky.social: 1-800-668-6868 or text 686868

MERRY SNIFFMAS!!! 🐾

The physics of a spinning dreidel is quite a bit different in the microgravity environment of the International Space Station, as demonstrated by astronaut Jasmin Moghbeli. 🧪

You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…

Gentle reminder: Mass of Earth: 6 ronnagrams (Rg) Mass of the Sun: 2000 quettagrams (Qg) Age of the universe: 430 petaseconds (Ps) Distance to Andromeda galaxy: 22 Zettameters (Zm) SI units are easy. Really. 🔭

Computer started boot looping failing to post with the code 5C. I looked it up. It doesn't exist. 20 minutes of searching later I figured I'd do one more futile attempt at booting it before opening it tomorrow. It boots perfectly fine. I guess gamblers really do give up right before the big win.

Tomorrow on Christmas Eve, the Parker Solar Probe is going to fly through the sun's corona, closer than any spacecraft has ever come to the sun's surface. It will also set the record for the fastest object humans have ever made, flying at 191 km/s.

It's a classic Shen

Reminder that SteamDB's sales page has filters for all-time and 2-year historical lows allowing you find the deepest discounts on Steam games so far.

We are thrilled to be (finally) launching fxbsky.app! Just add `fx` to your bsky.app link and you can embed videos, quote posts, multiple images, and more on Telegram and Discord. It can even unroll threads automatically in Telegram Instant View 👀

Corn is easily digestible. Please repost.

"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it's forever." - Carl Sagan, in Cosmos (1980) Visualisation of our galactic cluster 💫😲💫✨💫🌌💫 NASA

"number of code changes submitted is very important" well, I could do this in one totally reasonable change, or I could do it in three play stupid performance evaluation games, win stupid prizes

Finally switched over to using my domain.

I have to repost a classic.

Between the shutdown, the drones, and them perp walking Luigi like he’s the goddamn Joker, I think it’s clear the writers are officially out of ideas and are just grabbing whatever was left in the cutting room floor.

My dog explaining to me why he ate the bee:

Windows decided my microphone's audio sounds better at 16%, completely ruining my audio setup and making it impossible to hear me.

I wish I could use a domain handle but have an @bsky.social handle as reserve. I have a domain but can't just give up the fancy 4 letter, and if I ever use and lose the domain I wouldn't be able to go back.

@jackmth.ws one of my lists thinks you might be famous.

My son is about a year into his Geometry Dash addiciton and what I have learned from it is that Geometry Dash people are INSANE.

The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.