l0caldumbass.bsky.social
🔞Same dude from Xitter, jumped that sinking hellhole ship.
No Minors, No Creeps or Criminals.
24YO, avid follower of NSFW and/or great artists, warning I make jokes, now toodleoo🔞
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How she even got it in her jaws or down her throat is astounding.
She part arbok?
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Why even is there a huge indigestible rock inhabiting her intestines?
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Hehehehheheh, had happen to me but on an agressive sentinel world.
Those damn bots stood no chance tho.
Scrapped em and the walker, with my hijacked mining beam laser.
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I think this is something you can get *behind* @squigga.bsky.social
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Me mere seconds before getting smothered:
"What floor?"
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Reminds me of @H3rrK3nnstall3s from twitter.
Some damn good stuff yall draw.
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If you don't like massive shoulder boulders the exit door is easily accessable.
Have a good day.
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Thinking about it from a partial scientific standpoint it is almost possible to take lab grown totipotent stem cells, genetic splicing, growing an organ and a few surgeries to entirely make a persons body have the opposite sexes organs, problem is cost, process, technology of our time and greed.
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Seeing the amount of trans people online makes me wish we could just pull a clownfish and ♂️—>♀️ or ♀️—>♂️ overnight.
God we need to stop dumping money into wars and dump it into QOL shictk.
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Siiiick.
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*dethrone Genghis Khan*
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*hastily downloads autoclicker*
"swell more"
*125 clicks a second on swell more*
*solve population crisis in the span of 10 minutes.*
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Would it be possible to rent it for help in a co-op videogame.
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You also gotta ask them to ensure that they make the tits large enough.
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Somebody get this poor man some gauze and some dihydrogen dioxide so they don't get infected.
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I'd 100% let her gut me on a sacrifical altar.
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Now as a funny gag on the stormtroopers still bad aim make the sperm miss the egg.
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Then the blizard X smoke and you get a curvaceous yet light shark perfect for some fetishes. bsky.app/profile/l0ca...
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Gotta do a blizard shark next because of the serious cold weather sweeping over america right now.
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So theoretically I approach her with the intentions of giving this fine woman a pleasurable tim
on a scale of:
"I'd be fine"
To
"I look like a chimpanzee got maimed by a horde of angry hippos"
But yea I could give less of a crap about guns if they aren't aimed at me, love 2nd amendment baby.
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In pics of her walking around there should be a slight wispy smoke trail.
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Aerogel is naturally hydrophobic so it water or "bodily fluids" would roll right off and not stick anywhere.
And because this shark girl is composed of nearly 99.8% air it's incredibly heat and cold resistant.
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Smoke, hmmmm.
So after a bit of thinking, hear me out, aerogel shark gal.
Aerogel is nicknamed "frozen smoke"
The traits id say, slight transparency across the body and becomes more transparent around the edges.
Incredibly light to the point they could stand on someones hand with nil issue.
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I heard a tip for backgrounds somewhere, some dude used one of the sims games and drew over the furniture and outdoor areas for his art.
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HEY! Vsauce, Michael here, why am I a lego?
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What the fuck that looks EXACTLY like my cat that passed away a few months ago.
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Ay carumba.
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•Low class sense of humor
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, my bard senses are tingling.
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I fail so miserably at my throw, at the sight I immediately unbuckle my pants and lunge between those meaty hams to lay the dragon with brutish force.
Permanent status effect acquired:
Child Support:
I lose 1d10 gold a day for the next 500-1000 Years.