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l10n.bsky.social
Always was, always will be https://www.un.org/en/about-us/universal-declaration-of-human-rights
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cheap as chups
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It's all above board. I'm making the perfect woman from Amazon parts.
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I'm googling Nessarose Thropp pocket pussy and nothing's coming up. Help Stella
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Fetal
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Jose does all his chores with a smile on his face and a song in his heart. He knows I will report his family to ICE if he doesn't.
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You just need a bigger dishwasher. Mine is 6'3
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That's green mitsubishi level gurn happening right there.
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Spreading the PLUR, two sieg heils at a time.
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I strongly disagree, and furthermore, Lydia Tár informed me thatthey're all a bunch of robots
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She's probably trying to minimise some annoying Spotify ad.
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Extreme anterior pelvic tilt is normal and desirable, and you don't even need to contract syphilis to level up like this. It's plausible however that it may help.
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That's cyber tilt. All the top models like Trump and Musk have it
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Groucho is the funny one, and Harpo is the sweetest one but never says a word
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Hilldawg got THE JUICE* *Does not include electoral viability
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If only I could monetise this gulf between us
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You're a square maaaaan
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Bill isn't perfect, neither was his good friend Jeffrey Epstein.
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My maple syrup bath house business is RUINED
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The Democratic Party could not have done a worse job at appealing to voters if they had tried. I think they would have performed better, such was their profound incompetence.
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One has to keep that Devil way down in His Hole, I have often heard.
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Excellent grasp of aviation safety - not enough people know the constant danger pilots face from honey badgers.
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It would go like this
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Don't bring a rabbit to a falcon fight
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No u must eat all your Janworry
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I'd like to apologise to all of the victims of the LA wildfires. I spoke carelessly and I am very sorry, it was a poorly timed joke. I will be apologising to each and every person I have offended by DM
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From the antipodean regions? I'll just jump on my private Concord should I buddy? Or should I use the Star Trek teleporter, or the Iron Man suit? You clearly hate everyone who's not American, I hope you're cancelled for this. Die in a fire, etc and so on and forth
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Or to put it more succinctly, the view from Germany:
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Cootie fights him in the finale of S2
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He's gonna bring back Funny or Die, but it's all stolen memes
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Myspace, Friendster, sky's the limit
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Your Boston accent attempts sell this premise hook, line and sinker.
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He's probably still got a few more. I think he probably did that little crazy laugh of his, where it looks like he's trying to crick his neck, a few times.
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Dry bois