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Just some text on your screen. I often repost things I agree with, sometimes post funnies I find elsewhere, and seldom post things I make. Accessibility notice: Most of my reposts do not have alt text, but I make sure that what I myself post does.
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sci-fantasy where they talk about "mithril" but it slowly dawns on you that it's literally just aluminium

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

please don’t take being healthy for granted.

I’ve done absolutely nothing today. I mean like “mom nothing” which means I showered and did a load of laundry and made dinner… along with watching a shitton of football and planning a blanket to knit for a friend. So a lot like nothing but definitely nothing on “mom” scale.

Always 💙

I'm a dog online in the way that someone should take me behind a shed with a captive bolt gun

"this FORGOTTEN roblox game" "these FORGOTTEN minecraft mods" everything is forgotten to you people . but not me . i remember it all .

Steal his look! Despair and guilt

MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🎁✨

my therapist telling me it's ok to be vulnerable and then striking the glowing orb on my chest

I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.

#Funny #Memes #Meme

My dad suggested we watch an hour-long documentary on the making of Wham’s Last Christmas and revealed to us at the end that he’d never once heard the song before

take me down to the party city where the stores are closed 'cause of private 'quity

"That's some weird Nazi shit."

you guys are my family now, just dont ever try to learn my true name and dont ever try to go in the locked room at the end of the hall

The kid and I just chatted about UFOs and oligarchs and owls and we both agreed it is time for a class war

BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...

Bluesky (users): "We fucking love trans people!" Bluesky (team):

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

Make sure this doesn't get shared a lot. Aaron is very embarrassed by it and doesn't want anyone to see, and we should respect his comfort the same amount he respects ours.

if one of my tools outs a public action taken by a public member of the Bluesky team in public on their public account on the public app with a famously public protocol, and it embarrasses them a little bit, would *I* cop an immediate unappealable permaban, or would that only apply if I were trans?

they should make a brain that thinks the correct amount