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look i wish i could come over here. twitter is a mess. unfortunately i am thirty or forty years old. i will die over there.

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#JeSuisHelldude

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"ars gratia artis"? how can that be profitable for metro-goldwyn-mayer?

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they call me "mister meat" on accounta what i'm made out of

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with all this talk about the united states invading canada one guy you'd think would have something to say about it is their king.

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shopping for non-employer-sponsored health insurance for the first time has me feeling like batman or halo

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haven't checked my mail in a while and apparently my dog's license expired in november. for the last couple months i've been harboring an illegal dog.

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"there are no credible threats" okay so tell me about the incredible ones. new yorkers demand a roundup of the day's most frivolous and whimsical threats.

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being caught tipping is so embarrassing

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luigi spent his time at firaxis fixing bugs in civilization and went on to commit the crime of the century. imagine what he could have accomplished if he'd instead worked on xcom.

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haven't been to a wal mart in a few years so this is mind blowing. dollar sauces. what a delightful concept

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you're not just humoring your girlfriend by paying careful attention to those interminable stories about her work enemies. you're acquiring valuable HUMINT.

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hang on you can't browse someone's likes on here either? well what's the fucking point then.

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Sherlock Holmes returns for his briefest investigation yet! this christmas: The Case of the People Following the Beautiful Lady Accused of a Terrible Crime

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you don't have adhd you have a gamboling addiction

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(cracking open a can of eggnog on december 28th) hell it's christmastime somewhere

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twitter sucks now but it's still more fun to scroll there. wish it weren't so.

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repeating stupid stuff people on the radio say in the igor voice

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The second season of squid game is going to revolve entirely around Baltimore dock workers in a union for some reason

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when i heard that brian thompson was murdered i felt shock and sorrow. imagine my relief when i learned that mortal kombat annihilation's shao kahn is alive and well.

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~8-year-old girl at the dog run to her ~4-year-old sister: "you're a dog now! go play!"

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i really enjoy using the hood of some asshole's maserati as a shelf for my $2 coffee while i pick up dog shit

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i'm at the store getting oatmeal and whatnot and a young guy walks up to the poor barely-speaks-english shmuck restocking cereal and asks "yo is this a supermarket or a grocery store." why are you bothering this guy just doing his job with fucking riddles? on fucking christmas?

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guy who calls landscape painting "outsider art"

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thanks to hostile architecture most kids these days don't even understand the *premise* of aqualung...

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curious that the city only seems interested in honoring its korean cops....

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i have been imprisoned for lese-majeste against the burger king

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teaching my rude son mkultra techniques so that he learns to use the activation phrase "please"

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christmas tree guy trying to upsell me a maple

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one of the many reasons i'd be a great cabinet nominee is that there's zero chance my mom would call me a drunk or a womanizer. the bitch has been dead for years!

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as a tennis player i am the unsung patron of the dog park. without me none of "the magic" happens. i am the ball-font.

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pondering the implicit existence of a donald "silent bob" trump

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you know how people will sometimes casually sip the wine they're cooking with? well that's me leaning against the washing machine pouring myself a glass of laundry detergent.

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our military is so incompetent that their broken clocks are only right once a day.

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i'm the one who keeps beating up jay leno, lighting him on fire, etc. he knows how to make it stop.

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my research division has been spending billions of dollars in a doomed effort to develop a non-sheepish smile

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