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Bah, humbug. 🤟 Vox Doc, Vox Dei 🐊
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I'm so annoyed by political news. I'm so annoyed with wanting to make friends on social networks and having next to no engagement with my posts. I'm annoyed by everything. I'm going back to bed. Y'all figure out this shit before I wake up.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I had a trivia team submit an answer sheet that said "Harlem Globtrobbers" and every time I think of it, I giggle.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I am accepting zero shit from anyone today. I'm on a 662 day Wordle streak, a 357 day Waffle streak, and a 102 day Connections streak. I am literally untouchable.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

What slightly fresh but mostly discounted Valentine's hell awaits us today, my friends?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Today's my day to say Valemtime's until someone stops me. Spoiler: nobody stopped me. Best. Valemtime's. Ever.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

INVERTEBRATES omfg

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Why don't they just replace the Star Spangled Banner with the sound of a toilet flushing?

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

A preemptive 15 yard penalty has been awarded to be assessed against the #Eagles after kickoff. #SuperbowlLIX

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Breaking news:

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Wasn't the war in Ukraine supposed to be ended in an hour?

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Please don't call it Elon-gate. That will just add more months in litigation and stretch this out forever

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I like to watch barbecue cooking shows and see the gentle way the cooks caress and season the brisket and dream of what it would be like to be a brisket

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Welcome to your home for fresh hell, never frozen. What can one of our American wait staff get for you today, until they're all fired by the government?

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

GIRL THEY COMIN FOR SHEIN AND TEMU NOW

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Should leave... AND GO WHERE

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

What stale, day-old, slightly fuzzy hell awaits us today, friends?

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

I feel like a dork for believing Trump would follow through with the tariffs now.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Can I request a little stale hell for tomorrow? Maybe an off-brand? Some farm fresh heck for a change?

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Please note: Trump just called off the Mexican tariffs. I shall be adding "psychic" to my resume, just as soon as I finish this "I Told You So" dance.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

So what fresh hell awaits us today?

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

And the fresh hell for tomorrow will be... Trump becoming the hero by walking back tariffs and "saving Americans millions of dollars."

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

This is why I didn't ask what fresh hell awaited us today. Saints preserve us

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Democracy isn't dead; it's just resting its eyes.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

But at least Tesla is doing well while all other stocks seem to be shitting the proverbial bed. 🙄

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: In advance of the Superbowl, the NFL has issued a preemptive 15-yard penalty for roughing after reading the quarterback reports, citing an obvious threat to "Hurts-Mahomes." Film at 11.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

So where will today's plane crash be located?

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Mmkay another airplane crash I'm just gonna stop asking

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Holy shit yesterday's hell was pretty terrible, too. Okay what fresh hell is in store for this Friday?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I'm kinda sick of trying to find commonalities with people who defend TFG. I'm a firm believer that you can't debate someone until you can articulate their position clearly, but it's taking up too much of my brain power to try to rationalize this nonsense. I give up. 🏳🏳🏳

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Oh. Airplane crash resulting in loss of life. Okay, so what fresh hell awaits us TODAY (I'll specify Thursday)?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments