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Bah, humbug. 🤟 Vox Doc, Vox Dei 🐊
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I'm so annoyed by political news. I'm so annoyed with wanting to make friends on social networks and having next to no engagement with my posts. I'm annoyed by everything. I'm going back to bed. Y'all figure out this shit before I wake up.

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN

I had a trivia team submit an answer sheet that said "Harlem Globtrobbers" and every time I think of it, I giggle.

I am accepting zero shit from anyone today. I'm on a 662 day Wordle streak, a 357 day Waffle streak, and a 102 day Connections streak. I am literally untouchable.

What slightly fresh but mostly discounted Valentine's hell awaits us today, my friends?

Today's my day to say Valemtime's until someone stops me. Spoiler: nobody stopped me. Best. Valemtime's. Ever.

INVERTEBRATES omfg

Why don't they just replace the Star Spangled Banner with the sound of a toilet flushing?

A preemptive 15 yard penalty has been awarded to be assessed against the #Eagles after kickoff. #SuperbowlLIX

Breaking news:

Wasn't the war in Ukraine supposed to be ended in an hour?

Please don't call it Elon-gate. That will just add more months in litigation and stretch this out forever

I like to watch barbecue cooking shows and see the gentle way the cooks caress and season the brisket and dream of what it would be like to be a brisket

Welcome to your home for fresh hell, never frozen. What can one of our American wait staff get for you today, until they're all fired by the government?

GIRL THEY COMIN FOR SHEIN AND TEMU NOW

Should leave... AND GO WHERE

What stale, day-old, slightly fuzzy hell awaits us today, friends?

I feel like a dork for believing Trump would follow through with the tariffs now.

Can I request a little stale hell for tomorrow? Maybe an off-brand? Some farm fresh heck for a change?

Please note: Trump just called off the Mexican tariffs. I shall be adding "psychic" to my resume, just as soon as I finish this "I Told You So" dance.

So what fresh hell awaits us today?

And the fresh hell for tomorrow will be... Trump becoming the hero by walking back tariffs and "saving Americans millions of dollars."

This is why I didn't ask what fresh hell awaited us today. Saints preserve us

Democracy isn't dead; it's just resting its eyes.

But at least Tesla is doing well while all other stocks seem to be shitting the proverbial bed. 🙄

BREAKING: In advance of the Superbowl, the NFL has issued a preemptive 15-yard penalty for roughing after reading the quarterback reports, citing an obvious threat to "Hurts-Mahomes." Film at 11.

So where will today's plane crash be located?

Mmkay another airplane crash I'm just gonna stop asking

Holy shit yesterday's hell was pretty terrible, too. Okay what fresh hell is in store for this Friday?

I'm kinda sick of trying to find commonalities with people who defend TFG. I'm a firm believer that you can't debate someone until you can articulate their position clearly, but it's taking up too much of my brain power to try to rationalize this nonsense. I give up. 🏳🏳🏳

Oh. Airplane crash resulting in loss of life. Okay, so what fresh hell awaits us TODAY (I'll specify Thursday)?