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ladyamphitrite.bsky.social
I’m fueled by coffee, wine, beer, sarcasm, swear words, and maybe 4-6 hours of sleep.
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I think it’s the fact that as the days churn on, and more and more happens, we aren’t seeing anything tangible coming from those who *we* elected. We’re asking for something, anything, so we know they are trying because the optics of it is that they aren’t doing much and it’s disheartening.
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What is PN and MY? Did the person who made this infographic mean PA and MD? 🤦‍♀️
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I hope he cuts his tiny *points down south*
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“We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.” ~ Bob Slydell, Office Space (1999) Or you know… make an incident because these fucking clowns “in charge” deserve it. 😒
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As an educator, I can tell you it’s more of our own kids threatening each other, not DACA students. 🙄
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Because that janky ass weasel is probably about as good of a dad as my ex-husband was - and that douche rightfully lost his rights to our child 16 years ago. 🤷‍♀️ Birds of a feather and what not.
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What grownups? I see no grownups. I see petulant children throwing tantrums and making more of a mess than the time my oldest got ahold of a fucking Sharpie in a rental house.
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Well, we have mostly spineless asshats in the nation’s capital who are more concerned with zippering their lips to shitler’s backside than doing what is right. 😭
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Don’t you go to sleep snuggled up with your intrusive thoughts? Or is that just me? 😬
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“Accidentally” like the last batch they “accidentally” fired from the NNSA… 🙄
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I read some “I” and “me” shit in skimming the first two paragraphs. We’re beyond a goddamned novel of your background. We don’t give a shit. We want tangible fucking action, Ken!! A succinct list of what y’all are doing and going to do, besides sitting around with your thumbs up your asses.
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Cliffs Notes? 😬
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But the carcinogenic marshmallow is the tastiest of them all. 🙌
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Many schools *do* offer cooking or automotive classes, but they are electives and done solely by choice. Also, personal finance is a graduation requirement here. Before coming for education, which this administration is already trying to do, reach out to your local schools to see what they offer.
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So what point do parents do something called parenting? 🤔 Those of us in education teach math, English, science, history, foreign language, computers, physical education, music, art… any of the *required* courses for graduation within a district. We can’t teach everything in 180 6-hour long days.
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Which one is which in the bottom right, I’m a tad confused. 🤔
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But how about an edit function (even timed, and noted) for those of us who can’t type on a tiny phone keyboard to save our lives? 😭
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Better than Bouillon (reduced sodium) Whole black peppercorns. Sometimes I will get meat and freeze it, but we’re now a 3 person household. Produce and meat from there doesn’t get used as rapidly as when I had two young kids plowing through produce at breakneck speeds. 😂
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Good Foods avocado mash individual cups are amazing. Kirkland brand toilet paper is good. Puma brand socks (my youngest’s favorites.) Toothbrushes and toothpaste, always. Bonne Maman Four Fruits Preserve. Canned tomato products (sauce, paste..) Olive oil, cooking spray, butter..
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Shitler said he could shoot a man on 5th Ave and not lose supporters… he can also clearly shoot his own supporters right in the proverbial face and they will still blindly (as it were) support him. 😒
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I thought the right supported the troops…? What happened to that shit? 🤔
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It’s just so goddamn exhausting and we’re not even a month in. 😭
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*sighs in not finishing her journalism degree*
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And shitler’s blind followers are cheering this on like it’s none of this is going to shoot them directly in the face either. 🤷‍♀️
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But you can shoot whiskey! Oh wait, that’s not what he meant…?
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I’m not even making my husband take me out to dinneror buy me flowers or chocolates… so your answer is yes, yes it is possible, Mark. 😂
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With a side of a jack-in-the-box. 😭
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Already there, maybe I need medication and not wine… 😬
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Someone needs to check on shitler’s intake of hamberders. 😒
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“Quick circle back around to how the election was stolen to rile up my ignorant base!”
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If I hear echos of “we’re soooory” just prior to getting maple syrup’d…
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And yet they will confirm her too, because this isn’t a presidency, it’s a fucking circus. It’s a joke to them or something. 😒😭
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Now she’s shitler’s bitch. My how the tables have turned.