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ladylampshadehead.bsky.social
I like cats, cacti, science, fun facts, and veggies!
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chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

submitted 1 day ago • 521 comments

go straight 2 meanie jail 🚓❌

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

No matter the size of the cat, the "kitty stretch" remains the same.

submitted 7 days ago • 156 comments

me: i am nobody’s bitch. my cat: meeeeeoooow. me: coming sweetie.

submitted 10 days ago • 43 comments

Incoming Asteroid xkcd.com/3049

submitted 12 days ago • 295 comments

"I understand you're unhappy with the life that you've been given, but you know what - eventually we all have to accept reality so, here it is: I am a person. You are not. I make the decisions. You do not." -- me to my cat every time he steals my office chair and screams when I try to move him.

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

Earth pregnant

submitted 13 days ago • 645 comments

that’s your wife now

submitted 15 days ago • 10 comments

This is a cat

submitted 16 days ago • 369 comments

My 11yo came in singing “Cotton Eye Joe” and I joined in loudly and obnoxiously - as is appropriate - and he was like “oh my god, how do you know that song!” They don’t realize Fortnite is an Oldies channel.

submitted 16 days ago • 17 comments

Seeing an ipad baby - no, this is not good Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man

submitted 19 days ago • 17 comments

i love referring to my two dogs as The Boys. makes me feel like i have a bunch of cool ass friends. "gonna hang out with the boys" "me and the boys are gonna grab some food" "the boys are cracking me up" "the boys have the worst farts today" etc

submitted 21 days ago • 32 comments

not to brag but ur cat showed me their stomach and purred after you said that they hate everyone........ not to brag. seriously. i'm not bragging . but

submitted 24 days ago • 11 comments

Emotional Support Cat---her markings are stunning.

submitted 26 days ago • 801 comments

Human: *moves chair four inches* Cat: What is this furniture? Where did it come from? Is this even the same house? Did we move planets when I was napping? WHAT IS THIS?

submitted 28 days ago • 14 comments

#MILKSHAKE

submitted 28 days ago • 192 comments

A #sleepysunday for Desperado #cats #catsofbluesky

submitted 28 days ago • 5 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 29 days ago • 553 comments

I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send

submitted 29 days ago • 327 comments

Post: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse 🤣 Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day

submitted 29 days ago • 267 comments

the sunny day enjoyer

submitted 29 days ago • 13 comments

'The Office' was pro-office propaganda whereas 'Severance' is the realistic show about how being at the office makes you go insane

submitted 29 days ago • 144 comments

Cats are great if you want an animal who does absolutely nothing all day and then just goes apeshit for 5 seconds before running up the stairs

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

I knew it!

submitted 30 days ago • 47 comments

just met a weiner dog named beef so not EVERYTHING is awful just most things

submitted 32 days ago • 45 comments

I’m a much better person with carbs in my diet.

submitted 33 days ago • 141 comments

owning a cat is so stupid like yes this is my best friend he is 20 pounds and screams

submitted 33 days ago • 120 comments

Kid: "Dad what's leather made from?" Dad: "Hide". Kid: "What???" Dad: "Hide... a cow’s outside". Kid: "I'm not afraid of a cow..."

submitted 36 days ago • 54 comments

submitted 37 days ago • 171 comments

tired, drowsy, exhausted even

submitted 38 days ago • 7 comments

WE ARE HAVING A DAY MY FRIENDS

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

despite all my rage i am still a bacteriophage

submitted 38 days ago • 9 comments

ol flower butt they called him

submitted 40 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 40 days ago • 77 comments

Mr. Bluebird braves the storm with full enfloofination in effect. Eastern Bluebird

submitted 42 days ago • 53 comments

a friend texted me this and I felt I should share it

submitted 41 days ago • 22 comments