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ladyofthecake.bsky.social
i give out magic swords and throw my ass around. thats about the gist 18+
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good morningđź–¤

On any given day I’d rather somebody call me a tranny than call me amab unnecessarily

DIY’ing an orgasm is all fun and games until it’s too good and you remember there’s no one around to hold you

Black women deserve rest Black women deserve happiness Black women deserve peace

caboose for #wagonwednesday

Anyone know a Mommy and a Daddy domme team that need a sex pet? Asking for me

Apparently I’m a unicorn for dykes sapphics queers and pretty much any type of femme

Anyone know a Mommy and a Daddy domme team that need a sex pet? Asking for me

I’m sorry I’m following you around like a lost puppy it’s just you called me your little princess and then teased me because it made me wet sooooooo

Im “how you doing” is never gonna be an effective icebreaker if you wanna fuck me years old

I'm having to scream for MA because I'm not making enough sales. I have sold one pattern *ever.* Fellow knitters: PLEASE CHECK OUT MY KNITTING PATTERNS! the PDFs are $7 each (of which I only receive like, 5) and you'd be helping a desperate cripple survive capitalism. #bsnm #knitsky #craftsky đź§¶

the problem may be hard to overcome but the solution, the solution is at its core incredibly simple

Woah what happened to gene hackman and his wife is heartbreaking

I’m sorry I’m following you around like a lost puppy it’s just you called me your little princess and then teased me because it made me wet sooooooo

It speaks volumes that my family has been completely silent about everything going on. I mean I wouldn’t know what to say to me either (that’s not really true) but I would’ve said something by now

I just received 4 paar Halloween vampierhoektanden met lijm, herbruikbare vampiertanden voor Halloween, feest, cosplay, gunsten, verkleedaccessoires, rekwisiet, decoratiegeschenk (13/15/17 from Azeth via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/sydneyscreams4u #Wishlist #Throne

The reason it's unlucky for a black cat to cross your path is bc it makes you late since you have to stop and pet it

cultivate an irresponsible invincible hope

what's your favourite sandwich? mine's penis butter and jelly

this account is a safe space for practitioners of trans+cis lesbian scissoring

I can mediocre with the best of em kid