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ladyofthecake.bsky.social
i give out magic swords and throw my ass around. thats about the gist 18+
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Love you Emmy 🫂🫂🫂
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You can have all my micro machines
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The fucking nerve of some people
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It’s genuinely delightful
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Make it soon! Group trip to the aquarium?
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Tens of thousands of dollars to look like he got an awful toupee. I’ll never understand why somebody can spend that much money on a hair transplant and they’re like no no no make it look “natural”. We all know it it’s not natural, I would get the hairline of a 12 yo if I spent that kinda money
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It’s the only way I hear it lol. Maybe if somebody actually said the words to me. But I get it in text occasionally and it’s like nope cant
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How did they get it so full and still make it look bad?! Thats freakin skill
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I know a place here. Im sure we can find a top for ya 🤭
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I think we would absolutely recognize you! Lol. Gonna be tough to beat that smile tho 🖤
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I dont know why i reposted i think i was just excited to see Dutch lol
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Holy shit thats amazing love!!!
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hrt is so good
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Is there a painting of you in an attic somewhere aging? Cause dang
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Wow…my parents really excelled at fucking sucking
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Either way im on my knees
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Is it good? They keep trying to give me that at jersey mikes
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Im animals. Im several animals in a pink jumpsuit actually
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I hear you but these were better tactics when nobody was filming it is I think the larger point
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Do I still count if I chuckle and then stop myself to appear civilized?
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Lmao I’m kind of glad that some of them are just art pieces for now. I just got four items from pps and I have no real need to put them inside of me atm they’re just freaking beautiful
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Is there anything better than new dick day lol
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Whens the next one?! Im coming
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I have been preaching the gospel of tribbing forever Josie
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Howd you know?! *tosses phone away* 😴😴😴😴😴
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Um where are these ~40yo puppeteers and do i need to bring my own string or will it be provided