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Back on my bullshit in a brand new home! She/her, too old to be this chronically online. Tags: #embroidery #sewing
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Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.

I still don't understand why Popes cannot be chosen via a week-long combat tournament called Pope Wars.

Back to back dingers from Robert Deniro and Liev Schreiber in the area of Hollywood tough guys shrugging their shoulders going “yeah why wouldn’t I love my child?”

I cannot think of a song less suited to the vibes of a gym than Adele's "Easy On Me"

Killing the old pope and having the new pope already hate you is wild

Pope Leo XIV do you like Monster Energy drinks

shared office

I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE

jd vance is going to kill a second pope

my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me:

This is creating a list of people to persecute and murder. If you are involved in this project in any way you are facilitating that.

Chicago is now famous for 3 things -Bean -Pope -the Rat Hole

just over the last 5 weeks, Trump has helped swing elections (against him) in Wisconsin, Canada, Australia, and the Vatican.

Somehow find myself wildly overstimulated and I cannot settle down for the life of me

THE POPE CALLS IT "SOCCER"

new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*

At least we can smile knowing JD converted to Catholicism only to be PERSONALLY disliked by not one but TWO popes

probably my favorite pope post of this pope cycle

If you're in your 30s/40s and worried about whether literal children think you're cool, you need to reevaluate shit. Being uncool and cringe is liberating.

[Food safety] so I'm seeing a lot of (understandable) concern about food safety in the current political climate as always: the best answer is regulations and a (well staffed) agency to enforce them But...lol... so, here are some tips about raw fruits and vegetables

I have my beef with image generation, but ChatGPT is truly the most nightmarish creation in human history. If the majority of humanity accepts this as a source of truth: whoever controls the algorithm controls all information. Please teach your children to read, write, and think critically.

I hope for a future when we'll look at unregulated big tech being used by children & teens just as we look today at cocaine being unregulated and widespread in the 19th century.

White smoke over the oil refineries in New Jersey means they’ve chosen a new Jon Bon Jovi.

I need the citizens of Bluesky to be ready to grieve together when it's not Pizzaballa

Between the Met Gala and the papal conclave, it's a hell of a week for elaborate outfits

I watched a discussion between James Cameron and George Lucas *last night* where he said the rebels were inspired by the Viet Cong, and the entire thing was born of 1960s anti-establishment sensibility. I know Google isn’t what it used to be, but it is technically still available.

Ballpoint pen drawing on a antique map of Italy. #art #illustration #fineart #ballpointpen #bic #biro #bicbiro #pen #sketch #vintage #antique #markpowell #gallery #artistsonbluesky #artist

solitude

what are we even doing here anymore man

Sitting here staring at my shower like "what if I just didn't go to work. What if I ran away into the woods and made a new life for myself as a swamp witch"

So my girlfriend is an amazing stop motion animator, and she recently did a medieval cat themed bumper for Adult Swim! Sharing it here because she only has Instagram and I think everyone needs to see her animations. She's so freaking talented, y'alls. PLEASE go follow her!

I 100% would have used ChatGPT for homework when I was in school, because homework sucked ass. However, if I hadn't been forced to bullshit a lot of essays 15 minutes before class I wouldn't have learned that I enjoy writing. The moral is to destroy both ChatGPT and homework.

🔥 GOV. WALZ: “When did government get to tell you how many dolls your child has? Government just big enough to fit in your bedroom, womb, and apparently now your toy chest… Trump is picking the winners and losers — the billionaires are winning and the rest of us are losing.”

Icing my damn bicep because apparently that's a thing I have to do now

green smoke! the cardinals have just watched the movie "Conclave" and decided it's certified fresh

Trans men’s insight on this is so fucking valuable in understanding the nuances of what’s going on with men. We need to be amplifying them, and hopefully cis men can realize what is actually the source of their loneliness.

💥💥💥

Please, Mothra.