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lakeeks.bsky.social
LA girl in a Vegas world šŸŒŽ
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To leave my house today or not… that is the question

This Lyft driver hitting corners like I didn’t just come from a networking event with an open bar… he better chill 😩

It’s been a minute… how’s my Bluesky fam doing

I feel like I’m going insane

Call it by its name: Trumpcession

My son was up all night coughing/wheezing/sneezing. I have a crick in my neck and meetings at 8am, 9am, and 11am. *Cries real thug tears* There isn’t enough coffee in the world.

At the movies and I went to the bar and ordered a Paloma and the bartender asks me what’s in that because he doesn’t drink 😭 Just give me a double shot of tequila with lime baby, it’s ok

She pickled the onions She rolled the meatballs She kneaded the dough She made the tatziki I don’t even know who I am anymore šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

House Republicans want to slash $2 TRILLION from Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. Not the military. Not tax cuts for billionaires. YOUR benefits. Time to raise hell.

My mom said both and I’m like who is funding this? I’m not balling like that.

Debating on throwing a party for my 40th birthday this year or just taking a solo trip to beachy waters like normal

Started this book THIS MORNING and already on chapter 6. Gotta pause to make the kiddo breakfast

The need for intimacy is soooo real right now. No sex. Just…emotions. I want to love, I want to care. I want quiet where we talk about everything and nothing. Where we just sit in each other’s presence. Where touching is more in familiarizing. I want this. I need this.

BREAKING: Musk is slashing jobs at the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration—the people INVESTIGATING Tesla’s deadly crashes. That’s not coincidence. It’s corporate manslaughter. www.1news.co.nz/2025/02/23/m...

See smoke, post smoke #SkyHigh

I need a good comfort meal, a hug , cuddles and a strong drink

A Delta flight appeared to have flipped over at Toronto Pearson International Airport (photo via KellieMeyerNews) simpleflying.com/breaking/del...

Damn they didn’t drop the whole season, but it’s ok… I found another cult documentary

I forgot White Lotus dropped! So happy @natasharothwell.bsky.social is back this season.

Americans didn’t ask permission to pay into Social Security, we were REQUIRED. If they dismantle it, we require every last dollar BACK. No discussion.

Edibles for me feeling cute

it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit

Just got another freelance client! My goal for 2025 was to maintain 3 clients consistently. I’ve got 2 so far. ✨

I have NEVER, EVER, seen people call on a former president like they holler for Barack. And blame him for everything at the same damn time. Like if this ain't the perfect illustration of white ppl's expectation of Black folks during crisis.

I’m still calling her ā€œGulf of Mexicoā€. That’s what ha mama named ha.

So y’all know I work in HR right? Tell me why I got this man hired, perfect interview, great candidate. He got fired cause they caught him smoking CRACK in the bathroom y’all!! Had the whole bathroom stanking! I’ll NEVER refer someone ever again! Got my job thinking I’m just cool with crackheads 😭😭

IM CRYIIIIIIIIINGGGGG

Tiramisu to start!!!

Sam!!!!

The kiddo woke up sick 🤧

If you’re not trying to fall in love with me within a month then what are we even doing?

If you didn’t know, many parents and caregivers struggle with their intimacy in their relationships cause they get lost in being a parent and caregiver. Especially parents and caregivers of disabled children

Meanwhile, his ass lives less than 10 minutes from the school. šŸ™„

I need CCSD to update the student placement system. My ex-husband’s address is being used as the default, even though I live 30 minutes away. Why can't they assign our son to a school that's in between our addresses? Driving 30 miles round trip is crazy. And I do that drive twice a day. 🫠

My email address is literally [email protected] So spelling my name incorrectly is a choice šŸ™„

Can you guess which one is me?! Fun fact: I went to high school and college with someone in this photo and they took my virginity šŸŒššŸ˜©šŸ˜‚ #ThrowbackThursday #bhm

You can’t possibly love me if you don’t respect me.

Hold the fuck on — the Department of Government Efficiency, the entity which claims its mission is to end ā€œwasteful spendingā€, was given SEVEN MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS to cover its ā€œexpensesā€ in the span of a single week?!?! Are you fucking kidding me?!?

Punchbowl reports Sen. Mitch McConnell fell for a second time today

send that lady you wanna hump lunch money for hump day šŸ™‚

they are mostly targeting black employees so this is quite literally just a repeat of woodrow wilson’s segregationist purge of the federal government

The way he was all up in my dream last night… I apologize for the filth my mind conjured up during that time