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Kraken of the lakes, hoarder of dice and lover of horror.
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As proven by the fact that I would 1000% try to pet a bobcat if given a chance, I have the self preservation of a wet rag.

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"When you ride TESLA, you ride with Hitler. Join Public Transportation Today!" Reworked WW2 poster spotted in Oakland

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Chunky Salsa has gotten very sick. He's been in the hospital overnight three times (for a total of about 9 days, iirc). We're in deep and need help to continue care. Anything helps, including sharing. gofund.me/e5593e33

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Mark your calendars for February 28th, fellow ‘Muricans! We’re going on a consumer strike. Don’t buy one single thing. Repost please! www.newsweek.com/nationwide-e...

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The National Parks Service erased transgender people from their website honoring Stonewall. You can leave a comment on the website. Flood this comment box www.nps.gov/ston/index.htm

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I always thought I would have to say this only in event of zombies, but hey since *waves hands* you know. My friends have permission to eat me after my swift death, but only if you make cannibal jokes. I only sustain those who earn it.

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It might not heal the world but it would help my mental health if those adorable Irish kids released a new single like The Spark. Come on Kabin Crew 😭

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Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The temperature in this restaurant is very *nice*

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Jesus fuck. Ugh. I love NOAA

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Black History is American History.

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Any tariffed country should respond by taking their existing stock of unsold Teslas and dumping them in the ocean like the Boston Tea Party.

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Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling

submitted 27 days ago • 101 comments

"Motherhood is hard." My friend with cats to me, another woman with a cat and neither of us with human children. Indeed 🙌

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I am laying in bed because of some shit happening and my cat came to cuddle. I started crying and my horrid son jumped up and left me. What kind of emotional support kitty are you?!

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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

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Art I did for my DnD campaign I wrote/am writing as we go. I can't wait for them to meet The Boogyman (who is surprisingly a good guy)

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Real punks support their local library ❤️❤️❤️

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The administration took down the reproductive rights website that women need access to. So The Skimm bought a url and brought the content back. Pass this on! Go to reproductiverightsdotgov.com

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“When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.” - Maya Angelou #fuckfascists

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Not to brag, but I have amazing skin. If I'm ever turned into a handbag or skin suit, they will look beautiful. Moisturize so you too will be a beautiful handbag. #lotionontheskin!

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Bowling ball boy! My little Jazz man

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I saw someone making this tee and I love it.

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MAGA doesn't give a fuck about anyone but billionaires.

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Who made this 🤣

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I just want to put out a huge thank you to Obama for bringing back tiktok 💜 You always have our back sir.

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It's just one giant 1% bukkake don't be fooled

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It's incredibly funny that DraftKings is legal but TikTok is not.

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Once again. INLAND LAKE. My beloved 💜

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Why does every new year try to out do the last? This bitch has taken David Lynch 😭😭 RIP you goddamn weirdo. I shall be rewatching Twin Peaks again. If Jeffery Combs goes this year I swear I'm taking everything with me.

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Everyone who hasn't seen him before, please say hi to Joshua Deathbringer Van Damme, a zombie, zombie hunter. He walks among them, but only to kill them!

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#myart #digitalart #cartoon #cat #originalart

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I miss Cape Disappointment. It was so pretty, and makes a hilarious computer background at work.

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