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The richest man in the world is not building libraries. He is not feeding hungry people. He is not working on public health programs. He is working on robbing a very stupid country where he decided to settle when he saw how easy it would be.

submitted 6 minutes ago • 1 comment

Have you kicked someone up the arse lately? Message me today for a fast, free and friendly quote and I guarantee you'll soon be fetching someone a proper boot to the chuffer or a sharp reducer to the nipsy. *Get a free knee in the bollocks/foofer while stocks last*

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin

submitted 2 days ago • 158 comments

The Art of the Deal - a big fat MAGA wank. youtu.be/Jk0nUUqG_Ag?...

submitted 2 days ago • 115 comments

I’m sick of acting like the advice that gambler gave Kenny Rogers wasn’t complete dogshit.

submitted 3 days ago • 27 comments

We seem to now be living in a new world order entirely powered by small dick energy.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

please do not show me pics of frostbitten feet. I am lack toes intolerant

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

If you’re lucky, you’re on this earth for maybe, what, 70, 80 years? Is it really too much to ask you to just leave other people alone and let them try to have a nice life without being be an absolute nob head about it?

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This is a tremendous article about the charity industry from Jane Bussmann www.curtainsforradio.co.uk/archive/jane...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

By Foka Wolf.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

The Twitter collapse but with nukes.

submitted 8 days ago • 59 comments

Just got my "Nothing Lasts Forever" tattoo removed.

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

Brewdog founder launches Shadowdoge

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

A Telegraph journalist does not accept that judges make decisions according to the law, rather than the imbecilic whims of uninformed newspaper proprietors.

submitted 10 days ago • 73 comments

She swore that she’d never been with a parrot before, but when he got her home, she sure seemed like a girl who’d seen a cockatoo.

submitted 12 days ago • 34 comments

B. Kliban understood the assignment

submitted 15 days ago • 16 comments

This Phoenix Magazine #cartoon is one year old this week. #climatechange #climatecrisis #fires #floods #transport

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

@birmingham81.bsky.social

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The immigrants with barely a pot to piss in aren’t stealing from you. Maybe the billionairing billionaires, with all their billions, who are telling you it’s the piss poor immigrants who are stealing from you, might actually be the ones stealing from you. How do you think they became billionaires?

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

VOX POPULI VOX DEI

submitted 17 days ago • 101 comments

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

submitted 18 days ago • 197 comments

You have not heard the end of thi

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Guys, I’ve just seen the worst job advert in the world. Absolute state of this.

submitted 18 days ago • 521 comments

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: He choked. The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.” This is Mr. Art of the Deal.

submitted 19 days ago • 932 comments

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.

submitted 19 days ago • 135 comments

More arseholes

submitted 19 days ago • 43 comments

I can't decide how to disguise the embarrassing tattoo on the back of my neck. Might have to mullet over.

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

Looking tyred: https://streetartutopia.com/looking-tyred/ Sculpture by Villu Jaanisoo.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

SV Darmstadt's ultras hold a banner commemorating the 80th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz, while also reminding that rejecting the far right is a current task rather than one that belongs in the past. "80 years of being free from fascism. It's everyone's duty to keep it that way!"

submitted 20 days ago • 24 comments

This detail from the Guardian's Self Esteem interview reveals much about how little a career in music pays, and London property madness. She's 38, albums streamed millions of times, headlined stadiums, nominated for Brit and Mercury prizes and starred in the West End.

submitted 21 days ago • 14 comments

He makes himself big

submitted 22 days ago • 104 comments

The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days. The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years. ‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades. So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?

submitted 22 days ago • 1401 comments

NY Times, Feb. 11, 1933.

submitted 22 days ago • 387 comments

is it too late to enter this at the Oscars for Best Picture

submitted 22 days ago • 42 comments

The chimps are beginning to show signs of advanced human behavior. Yesterday Bonzo watched MILF porn on his iPad.

submitted 22 days ago • 11 comments

Brexit has been almost exactly the disaster for the UK that was predicted by experts. It’s a salutary lesson in what happens when an amoral narcissist, supported by dogmatic hard right ideologues’ propaganda, succeeds in discrediting expertise. www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk/comment/five...

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Six years ago today, in my first ever @bylinetimes.bsky.social article, I predicted that when it was obvious that Brexit had failed, the Brexit faithful would continue to blame everything bar the sacred prophecy. If you need the lotto numbers ask... bylinetimes.com/2019/01/29/b...

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@worldbollardassoc.bsky.social

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New profile image of Piers Morgan just dropped

submitted 24 days ago • 35 comments

I just remembered this, and now I’m laughing like a drain.

submitted 25 days ago • 18 comments

A letter from the new issue (Viz 343) which is in the shops today. Sorry no refunds. shop.viz.co.uk/viz343bs

submitted 24 days ago • 16 comments

Inventing a machine which quickly rotates giant coins would be a big money spinner.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Ayup

submitted 27 days ago • 16 comments

Investors Worried AI Could Leave Shred Of Humanity Intact theonion.com/investors-wo...

submitted 26 days ago • 35 comments

A pardoned J6er, Matthew W. Huttle, 42, of Hobart, Indiana, was shot and killed in Jasper County during a traffic stop yesterday. This happened after an "altercation took place between the suspect and the officer, which resulted in the officer firing his weapon and fatally wounding the suspect."

submitted 27 days ago • 3241 comments