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My partner and I asked her kid “hey when did history stop in high school?” and this hasn’t really changed. She graduated in 2020.

Bill Belichick was taught the 48 States in elementary school. Bill Belichick’s girlfriend couldn’t see “Get Out” in theaters without a parent or guardian.

‘SINNERS’ is estimated to earn a phenomenal $42M domestically this weekend, a 10% drop • Would be the smallest box office drop for a major movie in modern history • Strong chance the film could earn more this weekend than last weekend Read our review: bit.ly/SinnersDF

John Carpenter really is the king

love reading a 12 year old girl in 1911 write a mech pilot tweet in her diary abt the experience of driving an automobile

i remember in the 90s when they dismantled welfare by claiming this was happening except they wouldnt use white babies for the photo

for those following the "someone at university of michigan is running a class on search engines" saga... i finally had to block "@umich.edu" as a user agent, because one of the students was going well beyond "reasonable". note the timestamps :)

I can’t believe an AI came up with a worse version of Onion Delivery and it was the BEST thing

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Being a Mac Kid where there were barely any games but we had stuff like this for free or super cheap? No wonder I’m into this shit so hard

Your sound card works perfectly! #GilbertGottfried

Had to screen record this AI gooner reel I got on Instagram for how ridiculous the titty motion is.

every vintage british gaming story sounds amazing in theory, something like "15-year-old Clive Pants singlehandedly ported Capcom's entire arcade oeuvre to the BBC Clod" and then you try to play the actual "game" and the other shoe drops

Perhaps the truest headline The Economist has ever published

One of the absolute worse things Apple did to computer culture in the 2010s was rewrite the Human Interface Guidelines, which used to be more about actual UX design but is now about how to conform to Apple Branding.

There's only one reason to put this much screen anywhere:

[The Bouncer voice]:

The Film: Black Sheep Japanese Title: “Problem Fatty: Why You Gotta Be Like That?!” - プロブレムでぶ/何でそうなるの?! #japan #japanese #movies #film

Switch 2? More like switch 2 the Casio Loopy so you can play Wanwan Aijou Monogatari in English for the first time ever! archive.org/details/pupp...

When you’re a libertarian conspiracy theorist and need your computer interface to match

This is insane and everyone involved needs to be sued into oblivion and then go directly to jail

When porn rejects your technology you are truly Cooked in the market

at my last job I repeatedly called a coworker Pete "Paul". i just ended an interview with a Paul calling him "Pete". cursed

You love to see it transformed to passive voice

my article for css-tricks is live c: css-tricks.com/the-lost-css...

I'm going through user-made tilesets for an old DOS mahjong solitaire game and I found what's possibly the most evil one

…Radagast’s Red Velvet Pancake Puppies…

Spectrum ZX Alien is (1) a pretty sophisticated game for what it is (2) the best Alien game other than Isolation

Roger Ebert’s review

fyi amazon doing sales on books right now is an INTENTIONALLY SHITTY MOVE to gouge sales for Independent Bookstore Day on saturday

Let's zoom in on the box art of this 1996 management strategy game. Oh....

we are going to have to do something about this. it’s barely possible that crypto dies on its own; sports betting will not

The ‘Piracy. It’s a Crime’ campaign used pirated music, *and* as it turns out, also used pirated fonts. Incredible.

Not all original games are good and not all good games are original but we can all agree on one thing: a remake of oblivion is completely unnecessary and sucks shit as an idea